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William51

1921 to 1940 of 1994

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Norwich City Council Madness

Are Norwich council really that stupid to commemorate the death of a violent career criminal. https://twitter.com/NorwichCC/status/1395676902862561294...
20:21 Fri 21st May 202191 answers, last by ynnafymmi 23:18 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Sven666

Palestine Vs Israel

Boiling it down. Disregard historic land ownership rights. That's another debate. Let's get to the heart of the matter – why is Israel bombing Palestine and why is Palestine bombing Israel? Q1. Are...
01:00 Sat 22nd May 202151 answers, last by Sven666 01:09 Sat 05th Jun 2021
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gulliver1

Pay Back Time

Next week,Dominic Cummings is to be questioned about him being accused of leaking sensitive information about Boris's lockdown plans. Boris must be quaking in his boots right now, in as much as Boris...
14:51 Sat 22nd May 202121 answers, last by William51 21:34 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Atheist

Bbc Bashing.

I'm surprised that there's no post here about the alleged BBC scandal. Do ABers think that Princess Di's interview was forced by Bashir, or vice versa? How does the 'gutter press' come out of all...
19:15 Sat 22nd May 202115 answers, last by TrevorThePug 07:17 Tue 25th May 2021
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Rondy

French Fries

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw...
16:17 Fri 23rd Apr 20211 answer, last by William51 21:18 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Khandro

Brief Encounter

So this man with tattoos & a ring in his nose came up to me in the pub garden & said, "Where's the bog?". I said, if you walk down that path you'll see a door with a sign with 'Gentlemen' over it;...
17:19 Sun 25th Apr 20212 answers, last by Sqad 21:18 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

Girl Talk

Two Young women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alf and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just...
08:32 Wed 28th Apr 20212 answers, last by William51 21:16 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Tilly2

Easily Done.

An OAP had their 2nd dose of the vaccine at the Vaccination Center, after which they began to have blurred vision on the way home. When he got home, they called the Vaccination Center for advice and...
19:30 Sat 01st May 20215 answers, last by Patsy33 21:18 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

A Cowboy's Tale

One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air....
16:15 Wed 05th May 20212 answers, last by William51 21:14 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Canary42

Pope's Visit

So the Pope was visiting London when one of the congregation, a young man, asked the Pope if he could help him with his hearing. The Pope put his hands around the young man's ears and said several...
18:41 Mon 10th May 20218 answers, last by William51 21:12 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

How Much?

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"...
17:21 Sat 15th May 20214 answers, last by William51 21:11 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

Ice Creams

I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?" She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and...
16:52 Mon 17th May 20215 answers, last by William51 21:10 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

The Streaker

Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his...
12:15 Thu 20th May 20213 answers, last by Buenchico 21:12 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

Botched Operation

Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me? Tell you what Doctor, take this £10 note and buy a new...
15:29 Thu 20th May 20212 answers, last by William51 21:08 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

Eggs For Breakfast

Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "Modern marriage" equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't...
11:44 Sat 22nd May 20211 answer, last by William51 21:06 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

"Do Not Bend"

Patrick O'Riley spied a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spent the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up....
15:58 Sat 22nd May 202120 answers, last by William51 21:04 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

Medical Students

“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver.” One medical student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, “Great, we have to sit...
07:07 Sun 23rd May 20211 answer, last by William51 21:03 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Rondy

Lost Handbag

A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and...
14:03 Sun 23rd May 20211 answer, last by William51 21:01 Sun 23rd May 2021
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Bazile

Where You Been

My mate went to the doc the other day ''I haven't seen you for ages '' ,said the doc ''I've been ill doc '' replied my mate...
16:46 Fri 21st May 20218 answers, last by zebo 22:06 Sun 23rd May 2021
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DarceyK123

Mum Not Eaten Or Drunk For 4 Days

Mum 84, has recently come home from hospital after fracturing her hip and having a half hip replacement. She was ok for a week or so but over the past 4 days she is refusing to eat as it makes her...
21:16 Sat 22nd May 202142 answers, last by Miregal 06:48 Thu 27th May 2021

1921 to 1940 of 1994

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