Just done a load of washing, added my conditioner via the tray unloaded washing and my newly washed clothes have no smell!!! It is beginning to be a waste of money buying conditioner. Unless I'm using...
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on...
My son took his first steps this morning. The window cleaner was furious. ___ A driver was arrested after a road accident and told the police he had swerved to avoid an octopus in the middle of the...
So as a male, who has only achieved orgasm via masturbation (due to me being a virgin) I know that an orgasm for me is just like a sudden burst of pleasure that remains around my testicle area and a...
Hope today is a good one for you with the sun shining all day, have a large Rum and sit outside strumming that guitar of yours Happy 78th Birthday xx...
Do we have to tolerate those two stupid policemen eating haribo's and speaking in a very annoying squeaky voice.
I have to turn the sound off it p'ss me off so much.
Does it bother anyone else?...
by a blerdy bob howler, they give me the heebie jeebies. Is the noise and the thought of them round my face. It was the size of a squirrel and as loud as a helicopter.
What creeps you out?...
Could I have proof, ideally with a UK Gov link or a Citizens Advice link or someone who is in a position to know. Not guesswork please. Apologies if that sounds snotty but I am already tearing my hair...
For those that asked here are some photos. Apologies for the scrappy pastry it’s not my strong point. I have to say it tastes beautiful as well, I will make again but may change the pastry to a higher...
Happy birthday my love. I know you don't like these and I'm not in the mood for posting either but have to get your special day on the record (nothing else going on today is there?). Wishing you the...
Can anyone recommend a battery powered vacuum which has rechargeable batteries? We have a Vax at present but the battery is fading fast and it will only do one room before it needs recharging. It was...
I never managed to weigh my girl cat, Princess Merlin, because she attacked the vet every time he tried to put her on the scales but her brother, Frankie was 4kg at his lightest. My last dog was about...