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Iceberg Lettuces Rationed As Vegetable Crisis Hits Supermarkets

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38851097 Since when has a shortage of iceberg lettuces been a problem ? ......ruddy tasteless things !...

daveygh

Whats The Difference

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know and don't care...

anotheoldgit

Can The Mccanns Take Any More?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4180046/Kate-Gerry-McCann-fury-libel-battle-defeat.html One has to empathise with them, the thought of a long missing daughter and now this, what can only be...

JBW1366

Gibraltar

Hi, I'm hoping to go to Gib next month with my partner who's Portuguese but her passport has less than six months before expiring but she has her Portuguese ID can she travel with that as I'm not sure...

marval

What Can I Dowwwwwwww

A little girl opens the door to find a priest with a collection tin. "What can I do for you, Father?" "I'm collecting for the orphanage." "Just a moment," says the little girl, closing the door. The...

Jomlett

Obsession

My obsession with magic has been getting the better of me and has started to affect my marriage. My therapist suggested I write everything down in a letter to my wife but I just don't have the courage...

Samuraisan

How Are We All Getting On ?

How are you all managing the new site ? I am getting used to it, in a few days we won't remember the old one. Probably my imagination, but there seems like there is more advertising, can't blame ED...

Smowball

I Can't Get Used To It Lol

It's so different- everything seems too big ! Ooh matron!

AB Editor

New Site Downtime: Monday 12O'clock

Good afternoon, We're going to start launch process for the new site at 12o'clock on Monday. This means the site will be inaccessible. You can come chat to us on facebook, or twitter - both of which...

EDDIE51

Trump Jokes?

Forget 'Blond' Jokes or 'Irish' jokes the new rage is for 'Trump Jokes' here are a few 1 What is Trump's Favorite song We Shall Overcomb 2 How is Trump planning to get rid of the Dept of Education?...

ToraToraTora

Bit Anti Social?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38788388 Why would anyone not welcome a visiting US president?...

DTCwordfan

Curry Prayer

Following Patsy's thread The Pakistani Prayer.... Our Father who art in Bradfordstan, Patel be thy name, Thy curry come, Thy stinging bum, On earth as it is in Notlobistan. Give us this day our daily...

sandyRoe

Is There Any Provision In The American Constitution To Deal With People Who Hold High Office...

...and are clearly bonkers?

Smowball

Far Too Salty

I've made a celery soup and it's way too salty. Not sure why. Can I rescue it or just throw it away?

maggiebee

Arithmetic

My calculator is missing the minus button But on the plus side ...it still works..............

sunny-dave

Do Posties Get A Bonus For Non-Delivery?

My postman is (apparently) bonkers ... I was sat quietly - no noise, no radio, no music, not even the TV - just reading - waiting for a parcel that Royal Mail had said was 'out for delivery'. I heard...

Tilly2

Pointless......yeah!

I just got a pointless answer. Ljubljana, a capital of a country with a Mediterranean coastline. I was childishly pleased with myself. :-)))))))...

daveygh

My Friend

My friend can only sleep on stacks of magazines. He's got back issues....

Chipchopper

Shy Rhubarb

A guy, down on the allotment says, His rhubarb is so nervous about meeting people, that it has to hide under a bucket and has to force itself to come out!