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atalanta
This site is getting clunkier and clunkier, and I don't think it is my computer which is to blame. It is taking ages to click from section to section and from question to question. And now I find that...
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marval
I have got all the names of the soldiers who came back from WWII as leg amputees. It's the shinless list....
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Dinger2
Has any A.B.ers out there ever been involved in a disagreement with the passenger in front over the tilting or reclining of the seat at an inappropriate time and if so what was the problem and how was...
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Patsy33
An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am...
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Patsy33
A class of children from a school for the blind, are by the sea side playing with a football with a bell on it, so they can hear where it is. The teacher pops off for a quiet pint. Shortly someone...
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Samuraisan
I quite enjoy browsing through a magazine and doing the crossword. But lately I am feeling the ones I have been reading for years are getting a bit young for me. The clothes, make-up ec. Are too...
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Caribeing
Kim Kardashian robbed at gunpoint in a Paris Hotel with reports of millions of pounds of jewellery stolen she was alone at the time, scary experience but wonder did she not have security with her...
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andypipwilly
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Patsy33
Did you hear about the American podiatrist and the English chiropodist? They were arch rivals.....
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mikey4444
I know I have gone on a bit about Neville Shute recently, but I finished "A Town like Alice" at about midnight last night, and I had forgotten what a bloody good book it is ! Its my 3rd reading of it...
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marval
I was assaulted last night by some guy who hit me over the head with a power tool. I was minding my own business when 'Bosch'....
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vernonk
Brexit, Big Sam's scam, celeb deaths....what for you have been the big news stories of 2016 so far? Can't believe it's nearly October already!
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melv16
I'm going out to the peak district in a short while to see if I can see them.
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marval
I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents. The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one. But I'm sure I can. I've got a few Twix up...
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zebo
I have an HP 550 that runs on Windows 10, it's not used for downloading any games, films etc, but it has started to run very very slowly and although the indication is that there is a strong signal,...
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Patsy33
Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because the kept running around shouting, Bach, Bach, Bach.........
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jubieanna
Just had a great trip down memory lane about fray bentos pies, my dad used to make them for me with chip pan chips. Also vesta meals we used to have paella or chow mien with crispy noodles. Can you...
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winstonmin
Is there anywhere that I can get old photo negatives developed? I don't think places like Boots handle old photos any more. Thanks for any help....
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Chipchopper
Q) What did the depressed tortilla say ? A) Just leave me alone, I don't wanna taco 'about it....
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cassa333
Don't often watch this show but did today. The portion sizes are humongous but every single person they 'interview' eating it is a trim and attractive American extolling the virtues of the given dish...

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