Well, being honest, I lie awake next to a snorer. Can anyone recommend some decent earplugs? I bought some foam type things from Boots that you compress and then stick in your ear before they expand...
Have just finished watching the repeat of the first episode of Midsomer Murders with Neil Dudgeon. The opening scene shows DC Jones showing his new boss around the town, including a walk over the...
A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's...
What would you do with it? Just say you saw a ticket laying on the floor somewhere public,maybe a pub or shop - picked it up and stuck it in your pocket. then you get home and check the numbers....and...
A third of 16-23 year olds don't know it comes from pigs. A third don't know where milk comes from and...and...only two thirds knew that eggs came from chilckens. Not so much a question as a 'sheesh'...
A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in...
This is a long shot, does anyone have access to the SA version of Ancestry, Ancestry24.com? I'm trying to find the details of the death of a distant relative. Fingers crossed!
Two blokes were in a pub , and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed some bloke on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you £10 if...
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home...
http://www.dailymail....opening-ceremony.html I along with the rest are all for show of a little patriotism, but do you think it is appropriate for part of the opening ceremony to "MENTION THE...
The Queen's English Society is to close for lack of interest. A sad commentary on the steady decline of standards.. At least, the Apostrophe Protection Society is still in business......
Anybody that we would know by name. You dont have to name drop, only if you want to! My hubby has a client/friend who is lead singer in a band....
Carry on : )...
So glad he is out of hospital to celebrate his 91st birthday with the family - he's a tough old chap, who usually comes bouncing back after illness, but people of his generation usually are. :)