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Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

My grandson loves the jokes of this form... Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

dave50

Bbc Interupts Ronnie Osullivan Playing In World Snooker To Show Women's Football!

They never give up do they? You WILL watch women's football whether you like it or not.

naomi24

Derr Moments

We were recently notified that electricians would be working in the area and that we would lose power for the day. They duly turned up and off went our electricity. A few hours later there was a... ...

10ClarionSt

Family History (Real Names Changed To Protect The Guilty)

We haven't had any posts in this section of AB for quite some time - the haunted wing of AB! However, I received a file recently about one part of my family history. It's not something I would get... ...

JJ109

Wordle April 15Th

Good Morning a second time! Please ignore the thread in crosswords! Wordle 1,031 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well done Wolf63, and also modeste and MargotTester for yesterday's 2s!

Rondy

And There's More

I woke up this morning to the sun coming through my bedroom window.
I need to have a word with that new paper boy. ___ A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy... ...

naomi24

Sydney Church Stabbing - Priest And Several Others Attacked

//The incident comes just days after a man killed six people in a Westfield shopping centre.// https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/04/15/sydney-church-stabbing-live/ ...

DTCwordfan

Annoying Adverts.....

Annoying ads - let's have a good beef.... Two for me at the moment: The serious one being the Alzheimer's on his relative dying multiple times before real death. That is so untrue and misleading -... ...

Hymie

Here’s A Bit Of Fun, With Hitler Phoning Sunak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQT-Ic4z9E4 ...

naomi24

What Are Your Favourite Old British Comedies?

I watched an episode of 'Allo 'Allo the other day and laughed just as much as I did when they were first screened. Brilliant! The writing is second to none. So clever!

barry1010

I've Got The Workmen In!

It's not a euphemism. They've been here since 8 and not used the loo. How do they do it?

barry1010

When Was The Last Time You Deep Fried Chips?

Many years ago for me, I make my own chips but they are nothing like real deep fried chips. I miss them, but I can't say I miss the greasy pan full of fat, or the smell. My mother's chip pan was... ...

10ClarionSt

The Annual Non-Event Takes Place Today.....

....the university boat race, which has no meaning whatsoever. The BBCs' coverage is just a complete waste of licence payers money.

smurfchops

Sadiq Khan

How do we vote on May 2nd? Online??

Buenchico

I'm A Happy Bunny!

After missing her for a fortnight, I got my beloved cat, Tablo, back again yesterday! She was found about a quarter of a mile way from here by a lady who was concerned that she looked very lost and... ...

BoxAngle

What Is Your Favourite Us Sitcom ?

You can have 2, one oldish and one newish. Mine are Mash and The Big Bang Theory.

LadyCG

I Couldn't Be Bothered To Cook Tonight

He who must do as he is told has taken his dad to the Royal Albert Hall tonight and I couldn't be bothered cooking for one. It's such a faff. Anyone agree?

ToraToraTora

Would Not Have Been My Choice.....

https://news.sky.com/story/aaron-taylor-johnson-chosen-as-next-james-bond-reports-say-13097868 ....but it's at least a white English bloke. ...

Smowball

How Many Mugs/Cups In Your Cupboard For Tea N Coffees?? Anyone Beat 29??

Ive just counted mine as the cupboard was looking a tad full. 29!! Yes, 29 mugs for tea/coffee, and there's only 2 of us! Admittedly some were gifts i.e. Mother's Day/Father's Day, or humurous... ...

barry1010

Should I Get My Repaired?

I love my freestanding cooker with induction hob and truly self cleaning oven. 14 years old and yesterday the hob simply stopped whilst I was using it. Oven works fine. I've done the switching off... ...

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Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

Bbc Interupts Ronnie Osullivan Playing In World Snooker To Show Women's Football!

Derr Moments

Family History (Real Names Changed To Protect The Guilty)

Wordle April 15Th

And There's More

Sydney Church Stabbing - Priest And Several Others Attacked

Annoying Adverts.....

Here’s A Bit Of Fun, With Hitler Phoning Sunak

What Are Your Favourite Old British Comedies?

I've Got The Workmen In!

When Was The Last Time You Deep Fried Chips?

The Annual Non-Event Takes Place Today.....

Sadiq Khan

I'm A Happy Bunny!

What Is Your Favourite Us Sitcom ?

I Couldn't Be Bothered To Cook Tonight

Would Not Have Been My Choice.....

How Many Mugs/Cups In Your Cupboard For Tea N Coffees?? Anyone Beat 29??

Should I Get My Repaired?

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