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What Was Your First Car?

How much was it? do you have an amusing anecdote? I had a Ford Anglia 1200 cost £30. The battery was knackered so it often would not start but It would start so easily I could bump start it on my own!...
16:51 Thu 28th Apr 202281 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:43 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Have you heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet....
06:47 Tue 26th Apr 20226 answers, last by zebo 12:01 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Reading List

How to Write Big Books by Warren Peace The Lion Attacked by Claude Yarmoff The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow Songs for Children by Barbara Blacksheep Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O'Plasty Desert...
11:25 Mon 25th Apr 202220 answers, last by Patsy33 12:49 Tue 26th Apr 2022
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Smowball

Just Watched 1St Episode Of New Mystery Crime Drama - Grace.

What did anyone think of it?? I won’t give plot away incase anyones recorded it to watch later on. But did anyone else watch tonight’s episode??...
22:05 Sun 24th Apr 202230 answers, last by Smowball 23:28 Mon 25th Apr 2022
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gulliver1

Ukraine.

Ukraine to name a street after Boris Johnson . Mayakovsky St ..to be renamed ...Boris Johnson st Will it be a one way St ,or a cul de sac with room for U turns....
14:34 Sun 24th Apr 202217 answers, last by gulliver1 19:43 Sun 24th Apr 2022
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Rondy

Men!!!

My wife was reading a magazine she said to me "It says here that 50% of men sing in the shower and the other 50% masturbate and do you know what song they sing?" "No I don't." I said "I didn't think...
12:26 Sat 23rd Apr 20227 answers, last by Atheist 21:23 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 16

I’m posting early this week, as I’ll probably be going out this evening. That means that I won’t be able to quickly respond to all your reported scores, telling you all just how brilliant you are (or...
16:20 Fri 22nd Apr 202248 answers, last by Buenchico 17:35 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Random Thoughts

People who don't tolerate BS are always labelled problematic, bitter or crazy. Why? Never forget you have more in common with someone arriving in a dinghy with nothing than the millionaires sending...
11:02 Thu 21st Apr 202211 answers, last by ToraToraTora 15:46 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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ladybirder

Did Anyone Watch The Thief, His Wife And The Canoe Last Night?

If so what did you think? I thought it was excellent and remember it happening. Never knew Harrogate was by the sea though and I used to live close by;-)...
11:11 Mon 18th Apr 202259 answers, last by Bert45 20:48 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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smurfchops

Harry And Me Again

What a good idea, let them come back to see the Queen, don’t tell anyone, don’t need security, and we don’t want to see them anyway, so no pomp and circumstance....
10:33 Fri 15th Apr 202245 answers, last by tiggerblue10 10:31 Sat 16th Apr 2022
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barry1010

Prisoner Identifies As A Baby

How far should prison officers go to accommodate those identifying as babies? This prisoner has a dummy and blended food...
10:53 Sun 10th Apr 202281 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:33 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Rondy

Man Utd

One evening Alex Fergusons phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him Old trafford is on fire."The Cups" shouts Ferguson. "Save the cups" "Don't worry sir" says the fireman " The flames haven't...
11:27 Sat 09th Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 14:12 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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woofas

Ticking Box

Have just upgraded to Sky Q and notice that when the TV is off and the room is quiet, there is a constant "ticking" coming from the box. Probably something rotating. Is this normal for these boxes?...
11:53 Thu 07th Apr 202210 answers, last by zebo 20:25 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 14

Here we go again! A middling FOUR out of seven for me in the main quiz this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-61026335 . . . and another FOUR, but this time out of five of course, in the junior...
20:04 Fri 08th Apr 202259 answers, last by Buenchico 21:46 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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Canary42

Just When We Thought This Stupid Dame Couldn't Get Any More Wrapped Up In Herself . . . .

. . . we are told that she "treated herself" to a new Ferrari because of "all that she's gone through recently". And she can't drive it on public roads because she's banned. How daft can you get. The...
20:34 Tue 05th Apr 202222 answers, last by andy-hughes 12:49 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Wedding Vows

Wedding vows should include. "Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him?" You will be doing this forever!...
11:34 Wed 06th Apr 20225 answers, last by -SharonA- 14:31 Wed 06th Apr 2022
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Rondy

New Born

A baby is just born. It has all of its parts and looks quite normal. The only problem is, the baby is laughing. Not just laughing, but laughing hysterically. The doctors and nurses examine the little...
08:11 Sun 03rd Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 09:54 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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Rondy

Examination

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man....
11:46 Sat 02nd Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 12:42 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 13 . . .

. . . or Week 12A if you're superstitious ;-) Can it really be Friday again? Oh well, here we go again then! A reasonable start for me this week, with FIVE out of seven on the main quiz:...
20:01 Fri 01st Apr 202245 answers, last by Buenchico 22:44 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Rondy

Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing...
12:09 Fri 01st Apr 20224 answers, last by Gramps82 13:22 Fri 01st Apr 2022

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