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Annoying Phonecall

Phonecall from insulation people re loft insulation. Had this call so many times. Told him nothing wrong with our loft insulation. Asked him to remove our number from his list. He said no, no, no. I...

grumpy01

Jeremy Clarkson

Is Jeremy Clarkson really as lacking in General Knowledge as he makes out.Christine Ohorugu asked him what a “Ruby” was.He said correctly it was Ruby Murray which rhymes with curry but I have no idea...

Rondy

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

I found it really hard to break up with my optician girlfriend. Every time I told her I couldn't see her any more, she moved a bit closer and said, "How about now, is that any better?"...

royfromaus

0H Deary Me

How big an hypocrite? https://news.sky.com/story/azeem-rafiq-apologises-for-making-antisemitic-comments-in-2011-12471813...

Canary42

Where Should We Draw The Line ?

With the almost total embargo on gestures of affection brought upon society by militant misandrists, it occurred to me this morning that I should possibly become "outraged" when addressed as "luv" by...

Smowball

Couldn’t Stop Laughing Watching The Shopping Channel…….. Lol

Don’t know the exact name of the channel, but today’s equivalent of the old QVC shopping channel. Still the same tho - watching some poor devil trying to look incredibly excited whilst demonstrating...

lankeela

I Know Its Wrong

(and this should be in TV) but there is a programme on called Big Little Builds and I cannot bear to watch it because I can't stand watching the presenters mouth! I'm the same with that Charlie Luxton...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 46

Not too bad for me this week, I feel: A middling FOUR out of seven on the adult quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-59247789 An equally middling THREE out of five on the junior one:...

Canary42

Is Wearing A Poppy . . . . . . .

Is wearing a poppy an example of Virtue Signalling ? I heard it described as such today. Personally I believe it to be a sign of respect to our Armed Forces. Lest we forget....

Khandro

Crossword

I was sitting next to an elderly ecclesiastical gentleman on a plane recently who was doing a crossword, after a long pause in his labour he turned to me and said, "Can you think of a four letter word...

roadman

Do You Remember

When a text message cost you 10p What is something you remember that the kids today wouldnt believe...

grumpy01

Daniel Farke Sacked

What sort of decision is this?Norwich get their first win of the season and then a few hours after sack the manager.If they had sacked him after the run of defeats I could have understood it but now...

KUSTARD

Dalgleish

What does everyone think of this new series? I thought it was slow and boring and Roy Marsden or Martin Shaw he certainly isn't!!!!!

ToraToraTora

O K - Im Putting This Out There.........

I'm not backing it I'm not saying it's a good idea. All I'm doing is trying to find out from you what the issues are. 100% inheritance tax......no allowance.....when someone dies the government gets...

surreyman

Everyday Sounds

Are there any everyday sounds that for some reason greatly irritate you ? Personally i cannot stand the sound of a hot drink being poured into a cup or glass, am i alone? Other liquid based...

Arksided

Tasted Sandwich Filling.

Did you or still have one of these marvels of the eighties, what was/is your favourite fillings for it?

Theblip

The Larkins

Any thoughts on The Larkins? How’s it comparing with The Darling Buds Of May?...

Rondy

Two Thieves

A thief got married to a thief. They decided to give up their old ways and begin a family. Fifteen months after getting married, they were expecting a son. At the hospital their son was born and his...

sanmac

Time Change?

Have you put your clocks back, as the difference in the timing of the posts is now 4 hours rather than than 5?...

ynnafymmi

Great Expectations-John Mills

Just watched it for the millionith time.Surely the best film ever made.What larks,pip,what larks.

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