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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 16

I’m posting early this week, as I’ll probably be going out this evening. That means that I won’t be able to quickly respond to all your reported scores, telling you all just how brilliant you are (or...
15:20 Fri 22nd Apr 202248 answers, last by Buenchico 16:35 Sat 23rd Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Random Thoughts

People who don't tolerate BS are always labelled problematic, bitter or crazy. Why? Never forget you have more in common with someone arriving in a dinghy with nothing than the millionaires sending...
10:02 Thu 21st Apr 202211 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:46 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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ladybirder

Did Anyone Watch The Thief, His Wife And The Canoe Last Night?

If so what did you think? I thought it was excellent and remember it happening. Never knew Harrogate was by the sea though and I used to live close by;-)...
10:11 Mon 18th Apr 202259 answers, last by Bert45 19:48 Thu 21st Apr 2022
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smurfchops

Harry And Me Again

What a good idea, let them come back to see the Queen, don’t tell anyone, don’t need security, and we don’t want to see them anyway, so no pomp and circumstance....
09:33 Fri 15th Apr 202245 answers, last by tiggerblue10 09:31 Sat 16th Apr 2022
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barry1010

Prisoner Identifies As A Baby

How far should prison officers go to accommodate those identifying as babies? This prisoner has a dummy and blended food...
09:53 Sun 10th Apr 202281 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:33 Mon 11th Apr 2022
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Rondy

Man Utd

One evening Alex Fergusons phone rings. It's the fire brigade telling him Old trafford is on fire."The Cups" shouts Ferguson. "Save the cups" "Don't worry sir" says the fireman " The flames haven't...
10:27 Sat 09th Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 13:12 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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woofas

Ticking Box

Have just upgraded to Sky Q and notice that when the TV is off and the room is quiet, there is a constant "ticking" coming from the box. Probably something rotating. Is this normal for these boxes?...
10:53 Thu 07th Apr 202210 answers, last by zebo 19:25 Fri 08th Apr 2022
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 14

Here we go again! A middling FOUR out of seven for me in the main quiz this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-61026335 . . . and another FOUR, but this time out of five of course, in the junior...
19:04 Fri 08th Apr 202259 answers, last by Buenchico 20:46 Sat 09th Apr 2022
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Canary42

Just When We Thought This Stupid Dame Couldn't Get Any More Wrapped Up In Herself . . . .

. . . we are told that she "treated herself" to a new Ferrari because of "all that she's gone through recently". And she can't drive it on public roads because she's banned. How daft can you get. The...
19:34 Tue 05th Apr 202222 answers, last by andy-hughes 11:49 Thu 07th Apr 2022
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maggiebee

Wedding Vows

Wedding vows should include. "Do you promise to always help him find his stuff that is right in front of him?" You will be doing this forever!...
10:34 Wed 06th Apr 20225 answers, last by -SharonA- 13:31 Wed 06th Apr 2022
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Rondy

New Born

A baby is just born. It has all of its parts and looks quite normal. The only problem is, the baby is laughing. Not just laughing, but laughing hysterically. The doctors and nurses examine the little...
07:11 Sun 03rd Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 08:54 Sun 03rd Apr 2022
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Rondy

Examination

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: 'You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man....
10:46 Sat 02nd Apr 20221 answer, last by zebo 11:42 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 13 . . .

. . . or Week 12A if you're superstitious ;-) Can it really be Friday again? Oh well, here we go again then! A reasonable start for me this week, with FIVE out of seven on the main quiz:...
19:01 Fri 01st Apr 202245 answers, last by Buenchico 21:44 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Rondy

Nobel Prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing...
11:09 Fri 01st Apr 20224 answers, last by Gramps82 12:22 Fri 01st Apr 2022
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master_senseye

Dorothy Divided $14,500 Among Two Accounts Paying 11% And 8% Interest Annually. The Interest Earned After 1 Year In The 8% Account Was $455 Less Than That Earned In The 11% Account. How Much Money Was Invested In Each Account?

Dorothy divided $14,500 among two accounts paying 11% and 8% interest annually. The interest earned after 1 year in the 8% account was $455 less than that earned in the 11% account. How much money was...
10:15 Sun 27th Mar 202214 answers, last by morgenstern 14:55 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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piggynose

Does Any Of You Employ A Housemaid?

It seems to be quite common to have one in Spain. Ours comes fortnightly. I personally think its weird. But I've stopped opposing the idea, as It seems I cant win. : (...
19:25 Wed 23rd Mar 202233 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:05 Sat 26th Mar 2022
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Rondy

Airport Queue

It happened at a Manchester Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the Jet2 Airlines gate agent in Manchester for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a...
09:39 Mon 21st Mar 20223 answers, last by zebo 21:20 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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William51

Eating Puddings?.

After a main meal i always enjoy a pudding, jelly or mousse or tinned fruit. I do not think a meal is complete without one. You?....
18:07 Tue 15th Mar 202224 answers, last by jennyjoan 10:03 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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DTCwordfan

The Great Western Advert..

The tickets alone must have cost them the better part of £2500......in being bought on the sperm of the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJ4KlzIQX0 so bloody stupid, it's unbelievable. Enid...
20:01 Tue 15th Mar 202218 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:25 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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Lie-in King

Night Night Song For Mamya ♥

Good evening all... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkANGmSLEus More to follow......
22:08 Sun 13th Mar 202261 answers, last by brizzer 20:01 Sun 27th Mar 2022

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