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barry1010

Tesco Sausage

Help needed! I can't get to my butcher and he can't get to me. Family is begging for my fabulous toad in the hole and the only place I can buy the sausages from is Tesco. There is a huge selection -...
16:35 Sat 23rd Jan 202158 answers, last by barry1010 18:53 Tue 26th Jan 2021
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zylaphone

As A Light Relief

What was your favourite thing to do as a child?
19:55 Fri 22nd Jan 202199 answers, last by zebo 14:35 Sat 23rd Jan 2021
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Patsy33

My Obsession

My partner is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think he's bluffing....
14:14 Sat 23rd Jan 20219 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:13 Sat 23rd Jan 2021
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Bobbisox1

The Italian Lover

Italian Lover A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Salvatore was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the...
10:33 Fri 22nd Jan 20219 answers, last by zebo 16:15 Fri 22nd Jan 2021
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hazelcat

Times Where Was I

Struggling with this weeks puzzle. Wondered if the Palladian country house might be Gorhambury House, but this hasn’t been divided into flats, so must now discard that venue. Would appreciate any...
19:30 Wed 20th Jan 20214 answers, last by TedUB55AW 20:38 Thu 21st Jan 2021
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Khandro

Anti-Trumpers..

... your wish is coming true, what do you think will now happen with your Biden/Harris duo, & how do you expect improvements to the US domestic & the world order?...
10:11 Wed 20th Jan 2021151 answers, last by Khandro 14:03 Thu 21st Jan 2021
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Rondy

Giving Up Smoking

A man tells his friend, "I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking." "What did he say?" "He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate."...
09:50 Thu 21st Jan 20216 answers, last by joeski53 15:18 Thu 21st Jan 2021
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Rondy

The Doctor's Rounds

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "The patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor...
12:04 Wed 20th Jan 20216 answers, last by iluvmargie 19:22 Wed 20th Jan 2021
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bhg481

Frankfurt Airport

Rondy's "Captain's Call" reminds me of this one: The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location but how to get...
12:25 Wed 20th Jan 20214 answers, last by iluvmargie 19:12 Wed 20th Jan 2021
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Rondy

Doh!!!

A radio announcer was introducing a record, "The next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, that's a ripe old age, isn't it?" There was a short pause and then the DJ...
15:19 Tue 19th Jan 20213 answers, last by zebo 23:26 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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Bobbisox1

Where's The Place You'd Love To Travel To When We Can ?

Apart fromMums, sons daughters family etc Money's no object , so where would you go ?...
19:59 Tue 19th Jan 202162 answers, last by lady-janine 03:22 Wed 20th Jan 2021
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Messalina

Ooh The Excitement!!

I've just been out to pay the paper bill and got stopped by an elderly couple who asked me for directions to the local Covid vaccination centre. They were off to get their first jabs and I have NEVER...
10:39 Tue 19th Jan 202124 answers, last by gness 19:54 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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LadyCG

What's For Dinner?

Paella here. Shall I have wine with it or shall I be good? What's on your menu?...
14:19 Tue 19th Jan 202155 answers, last by Caran 23:25 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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Rondy

Misguided

The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.”...
12:43 Tue 19th Jan 20211 answer, last by zebo 14:48 Tue 19th Jan 2021
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melv16

Elton John's...

... bought an exercise bike for his rabbit. It's a little fit bunny.....
17:15 Sun 17th Jan 20215 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:11 Sun 17th Jan 2021
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Patsy33

Mother In Law

Mother in Law came round for dinner and asked, "Why does your dog keep looking at me?" I said, " because youre eating off his plate"...
17:29 Sun 17th Jan 202111 answers, last by zebo 20:54 Sun 17th Jan 2021
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Palustris

Why Is It So Hard To Do?

Daughter bought us an Amazon Fire thingy. Spent hours trying to connect to our Yahoo account. Neither of us can type the Upper case Keyword in fast enough in the time allowed. Bloopy frustrating to...
13:27 Sun 17th Jan 202117 answers, last by douglas9401 21:04 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Smowball

Online Food Shopping......

Was talking to another ABer earlier about shopping, and I was saying that I’ve had a weekly online delivery from Tesco for years, but getting so hard to get a slot these days. Then I discovered that...
21:07 Sat 16th Jan 202176 answers, last by sherrardk 01:05 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Smowball

The Cockroach....

While playing in the backyard, eight years old Benjamin burns and kills a poor honey bee. His father David sees him killing the honey bee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one week!” Later that...
09:00 Fri 15th Jan 20216 answers, last by Patsy33 11:19 Fri 15th Jan 2021
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Paigntonian

My God, Some Of These Republicans

are truly frightening (CNN live).
17:40 Wed 13th Jan 202156 answers, last by Mozz71 23:40 Wed 13th Jan 2021

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