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Late?

An electrician comes home late. Wife: "Wire you insulate?" Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I."...

Bradley Walsh

Is he becoming overexposed? He was on The Chase, Beat the Chaser twice and Breaking Dad with his son all on one night this week... also can he stop saying “ all day long” all the time, and “great...

roopower

Just has a call from 07904275939, a recorded voice telling me my national insurance number has been compromised. Told to press a number before they started legal action. Anyone else had this one? I...

fruitsalad

Cant Get Thoughts Out Of My Head

Thankfully this sort of thing hasn't happened to me often, I visited an elderly ladies home the other evening, as I have done some cleaning and odd jobs for her, I let myself in and called out to her,...

ToraToraTora

Come To U K For A Better Life.......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-55545669 ....why not do a bit of jihad once here? Damn savage should never see the light of day again but some of the "mitigation" is bizarre.... "As...

diddlydo

Boris Fans - Please Read And Take Note.

If there really are people who are still fond of Boris, this makes chilling reading for you: www.mcdconsultancy.co.uk...

Theblip

Did You Go To School With Someone Famous?

They probably weren’t famous when at school, but what were they like then?...

Theland

Bacon Slicer.

The boss butcher sacked me for jamming my finger in the bacon slicer, and she got sacked as well :-)

Theblip

Doctor What?

Mercifully, Jodie Whittaker is stepping down as Doctor Who. Phew! To succeed her would you prefer a man, a woman, or a transgender or other form of gender?...

Ken4155

The Serpent

Has anyone on here managed to watch more than 2 episodes of this series? Has anyone actually managed to watch the whole of the series - 'cos if so, you deserve a medal. I watched episodes 1 and 2 this...

Hopkirk

M&S Discount

Do you think M&S will start having their 20% discount for Sparks card holders again soon?...

Canary42

The Winner

After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do during various sports fixtures on TV. Now the chairman has cancelled my club membership. Apparently, it's unacceptable...

lady-janine

Schools And Teachers

Can someone please explain why the teaching unions want to close schools? Would they be pleased if all health workers just downed tools and went home saying we'll be in touch online? Would they...

Bobbisox1

What's Your Favourite Instrumental Piece Of Music?

I have two, Acker Bilks Stranger on the Shore and Fleetwood Mac's Albatross...

Maydup

What's Your Specialst Subject?

Imagine if you have to answer six questions correctly on any chosen subject. What would you choose as your specialist subject?

Bobbisox1

Put My Last Lot Of Batteries In ( Sqad Behave)

In my flickering candles under the tree and in the lights across the wall with tiny pegs holding Christmas cards, in my large lit parcels and in the star on the tree, all refreshed for the rest of the...

Palustris

Anyone Else Getting These Emails?

Had a lot of Emails saying that we have won prizes from Asda, Boots, Amazon and some others. Deleted them as Phishing but just wondered how prevalent they are...

lady-janine

Lunch

What are you having/ had for lunch today? I've got watercress and coconut soup. Lightly sauteed onion and potato with added vegetable stock and coconut milk and fresh pureed watercress served with...

Vagus

Just Thrown Out

Half a tin of sweet corn which has been sitting in the fridge since goodness knows when, and a small box of dark chocolate covered crystallised ginger after trying two of them and deciding they’re...

grumpy01

Celebrity Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

What was Prue Leith thinking about.She was asked which senior crew member survived the Titanic sinking.Given the four options she asked her nephew who didn’t but said he thought it wouldn’t be the...

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