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The WORST thing EVER
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Something unbelievable had happened to me, and there is no-one I can tell. It might give some people a few cheap laughs though on a slow Wednesday.
To give you a setting, I'm in a busy office at work. I just popped into the only gents toilet that we have, containing 2 urinals and a cubicle. One of the urinals was busy, so I stepped into the cubicle, thinking that as well as having a p1ss I could also free up my boxers that were bunched rather uncomfortably around my upper thighs. So i pulled my trousers down, and smoothed them out. Then I started having a **** (with trousers round ankles which is an odd thing in itself), and as I was doing it, I started looking around and reading the back of an air feshner.
Suddenly, the awful thing happened. I realised that rather than p1ssing into the toilet, I had managed to somehow catch a bit of my boxers that were standing out a bit. I had been urinating for quite a while, and it was only when they were saturated that I noticed because my leg suddenly became wet. Worse, most of the p1ss had accumulated in my trousers which are still bunched around my ankles. I really have no idea how I couldn't have noticed this, but i'm now in a situation where my trousers and boxers are soaked.
Panicking, I tried drying them off with toilet paper, and flapping my trousers around, but I used so much paper, that I've blocked the toilet, and the flush has left it dangerously close to 'overflow'.
I emerged 15 minutes after going in with a blocked toilet and trousers still soaking wet. This is the worst day ever.
To give you a setting, I'm in a busy office at work. I just popped into the only gents toilet that we have, containing 2 urinals and a cubicle. One of the urinals was busy, so I stepped into the cubicle, thinking that as well as having a p1ss I could also free up my boxers that were bunched rather uncomfortably around my upper thighs. So i pulled my trousers down, and smoothed them out. Then I started having a **** (with trousers round ankles which is an odd thing in itself), and as I was doing it, I started looking around and reading the back of an air feshner.
Suddenly, the awful thing happened. I realised that rather than p1ssing into the toilet, I had managed to somehow catch a bit of my boxers that were standing out a bit. I had been urinating for quite a while, and it was only when they were saturated that I noticed because my leg suddenly became wet. Worse, most of the p1ss had accumulated in my trousers which are still bunched around my ankles. I really have no idea how I couldn't have noticed this, but i'm now in a situation where my trousers and boxers are soaked.
Panicking, I tried drying them off with toilet paper, and flapping my trousers around, but I used so much paper, that I've blocked the toilet, and the flush has left it dangerously close to 'overflow'.
I emerged 15 minutes after going in with a blocked toilet and trousers still soaking wet. This is the worst day ever.
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They're black trousers, so the only stain is while they're still damp, but it's been kept under wraps at the moment.
The blocked toilet is of moderate embarrassment, but in the grand scheme of things, if I can get away with people just thinking that I've had an epic dump, then I'll consider that a success.
The blocked toilet is of moderate embarrassment, but in the grand scheme of things, if I can get away with people just thinking that I've had an epic dump, then I'll consider that a success.
I p1ssed myself a bit last year when I was steaming one night! I was outside and was trying to make it round a corner to do it out of the way of the cops as there was a fire along the street and police and firemen everywhere and I never quite got it out in time, luckily it was only my boxers that got it so I just finished up and dumped them in a bin and went commando the rest of the night!
2 weeks later I had to loose another pair, this time due to a shart, that would have made a complete mess of everything had I not had the good fortune to be standing havig a waz at the time and luckily the unexpected escape could be halted long enough to allow me to sit down and it only affected the boxers this time too! Needless to say I didn't go through and announce it straight away, rather I waited a week and told them once I knew the offending bin bag had been thrown out!
2 weeks later I had to loose another pair, this time due to a shart, that would have made a complete mess of everything had I not had the good fortune to be standing havig a waz at the time and luckily the unexpected escape could be halted long enough to allow me to sit down and it only affected the boxers this time too! Needless to say I didn't go through and announce it straight away, rather I waited a week and told them once I knew the offending bin bag had been thrown out!
