Flowers on a fig?

[woofgang]

I have a nice brown Turkey fig tree in a pot. I get about six figs a year and very nice they are too. BUT I have never seen any flowers on my fig tree, just suddenly tiny figs appear. So...do figs flower and if so when and what do the flowers look like? and if figs don't flower, where do the tiny figs come from??

[Jude123]

This is how I feel going for a lie down thanks for help

http://nodens.physics.ox.ac.uk/~oi/Scans/BW002/asleep.jpg

[Robinia]

it's ok you'll have to practice on us everyday - it's only repetition that keeps me going on here. One of my sons came & showed me a load of stuff the other day to do with my new digital camera & I think I've forgotten it already.... it's a good job he's patient with me. When I first got a comp I never thought I'd be able to use it - I tell them it's really furthering my education.......

[Robinia]

oh sorry gessoo - forgot all about that....turning out pockets & feeling down the back of the settee......

erm, there's �5....& 67 and a half pence for the kitty.....go for it....

[Jude123]

Wasn't ignoring you Gessoo got a bit excited about posting pics. I like the biddywinnebego. Will send all loose change etc. for the fund....It'll make a change for the horse and cart...

[gessoo]

I threw in Vinny's old slippers and a4 bags of lion poo and it is ours!!!!!!!!!!

[gessoo]

Thanks Jude, your contribution made all the difference!

Hope everybody is OK with the decision. It is going to be delivered to the Figgygrotto on Monday ready load up.

Jude, I am delighted about the pictures!!!!!

See you soon. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[gessoo]

'ready to' load up!

Yahoo Vinny, we have got the Vinnybego!

[shaneystar2]

I've only got fourpence halfpenny to last the week ..can I pay in installments?Or will I have to pawn my liberty bodice?

[Robinia]

Monday??? - and I've just washed me hair ready to hit the road - bit over-zhuzhed tho'.....

witwoo

shaneystar - don't try the hard up old biddy routine - we know you've got tenners stuffed round the windows to stop the drafts.

[shaneystar2]

Ha ha Robinia ...love the hairdo !
Thos old white ten pound notes wouldn't be any good !
besides..I think the mice have nibbling round them!

[shaneystar2]

But ..I have found an old fiver... it was stuffed in an old surgical stocking....here you are...don't give it to Vinny though as he will only try to pass it off in an offie somewhere.
http://www.jkp7.co.uk/banknotes/white5.jpg

[netibiza]

Hi everyone - have been dozing by the fire.

Well done Jude -yes just keep posting everywhere. I enjoyed it so much I did plaster AB with 'em.

Am getting ready to go out for dinner now but it's so cold I wish Mr N would get a takaway, but it's not so easy here. By the time you've dressed to go to order it and then bring it back you may as well have enjoyed it there. See ya

[jno]

will a cool 20 million help towards the fund?

Jude when you've pasted the address make sure you hit the space bar at the end of it - if you hit the return/para key instead, it reads it as a paragraph mark, that's what the <P> is.

[Robinia]

jno I'll print a few of those off and see how I get on down the bookies...I think there's one left that I'm allowed into ...but I may have to resort to shaneystar's fivers.

neti think of us with our spam fritters as you're filling your face with cordon bleu ..... go ahead, don't feel bad about it.....have a nice evening.....

[Jude123]

Thanks Jno All advice gratefully accepted! I'm a bit of a numpty when it comes to PCs, just until I get the hang of it.

[VINNY100_2]

Yes Gessoo...He..He.....!! Hope somebody can read a Map......it gets a bit dodgy in the Topics...Will it be Music to my ears, or will we be History,....um...i fancy a drive down...food&drink...we will be peckish.by monday....the choice is yours Folks...( :):::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

[Robinia]

Vinny of course we can read a map

[jno]

Vinny don't forget to load some of this labour-saving veg in the limo

[shaneystar2]

Vinny.....you will also need

this and

this

[VINNY100_2]

He..He..not when Ive got this:::::::::meet Robo.....

ROBO