Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[rowanwitch]

No but don't bend over to pick up your letters

[Charity]

Is it safe if they're French letters?

[EvianBaby]

How old do questions have to be before they stop appearing in latest posts?

[maggiebee]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Kiki-frog]

Where will it all end?

[Charity]

Apparently my great, great grandad used to dip it in Witch Hazel every night - could I be related to Rowan?

[Barmaid]

My burn blister popped in the night and now my arm really hurts.

Do you think I could be pregnant?

[maggiebee]

In tears Kiki. My mum said so.

[Kiki-frog]

Very true, maggie, and I bet she said 'There'll be tears before bedtime' as well

[icemaiden]

My hairdresser thinks I should go blonder, could she be pregnant?

[Charity]

Would it be safer to laugh out loud and risk a written warning or try to hold it in and risk an embarrassing bottom cough?

[maggiebee]

As Rabbie Burns said "where ere ye be let the wind go free, for the want o' a fart was the death o' me."

[ladyalex]

Has anyone seen my big scissors ?

[FredPuli43]

Pinking or plain?

[rowanwitch]

Got some secateurs would they do

[Charity]

Why waste money on expensive hallucinogenic drugs when you can pop both contact lenses into the same eye and crawl around covered in your own filth at home.

[Nibble]

rabbits'll do

[rowanwitch]

Could someone identify this plant please
http://www.alicia-log...1/ls2_183AudreyII.jpg

It's just eaten Redman

[gness]

Feeeeeeeeeed Meeeeeeeee!

[vivandorron]

Cheers Venator......And may you be blessed.

Ron.