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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tenrec]

LOL Rowan

[tonyav]

Which tread Traci, maybe I ought to go and check it out ( then I will give my opinion on if it is smutty enough ).

[tenrec]

Traci you'll get piles sitting on cold steps.

[Traci66]

This one tony.

[Traci66]

Tenrec, it had carpet on, so should be okay.

[rowanwitch]

More like a sperm bank people come , make their contribution and go again....

[Charity]

Not if it's innuendo Tony.

[tenrec]

No carpet burns then?

[Traci66]

Now that would be telling.

[tenrec]

No wonder so many people on here think they may be pregnant.

[THEMOTLEY1]

anyone got a spare set of numbers for Sunday 'cos my newsagent was abducted by an alien and locked the shop before he left, email them to [email protected]

[tenrec]

I think we should start making numbers up for that motley. Or maybe some people already do!

[tonyav]

Righto Traci, I have found your post from yesterday, and my findings lead me to believe that it is only slightly smutty I am afraid. So therefore you must try harder.

[tenrec]

ooh the tennis logo has changed!

[THEMOTLEY1]

^^^^with you on that one tenrec^^^^

[rowanwitch]

So many AB'er think they may
Be up the bl00dy duff
This indicates they may have been
Up to mucky stuff
poor tony looks exhausted
Sunny dave's in splints
A couple more can only cope
With the holes in polo mints

The ladies are voracious
They won't give them rest
They want their eggs expanding
To fill each empty nest
Some may well be past it
They wonder if it's so
They join the queue for the play pen
So they can have a go

They get poked in bus quese
get raped by randy owls
they catch pregnancy from toilet seats
or using dirty towels
Boots are out of test kits
Superdrug as well
There are a couple left on Amazon
So they soon can tell
If they have been unlucky
Or come to maternity harm
Or its just AB madness
Giving them a false alarm

[Charity]

That tennis player's a shadow of his former self.

[tenrec]

Rowan that is briliant.

[Charity]

Rowan for poet laureate!

[tonyav]

Excellent, rowan.