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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[WELSHYORKIE]

Cheese and pickle baguette in Greggs for a quid - cheap as chips

[Kiki-frog]

Yes please, welshyorkie, if you're going

[EcclesCake]

I just want to clarify one thing, I am a better driver than you and I will not enter into a willy waggling competition with you!

End of. Soz. Now do one.

[rowanwitch]

the boy stood on the burning deck
a frown upon his face
A cannon ball hit him in mid groin
sent his nuts to outer space

[Charity]

The boy sat on the burning deck
His feet were in the water

Longfellow

[maggiebee]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her ....

[maggiebee]

Hay diddle diddle
The cat did a piddle
All over the kitchen floor
The little dog laughed
To see such fun
So the cat did a little bit more

[jno]

the lamb turned out to be a ram and Mary had some sheep

[shoota]

Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again!

[Kiki-frog]

Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Well what the f*** d'you think I've got - feathers???

[humbersloop]

Why won't my fridge stop making that howling noise?

[Bambiagain]

Howling? It's not a full moon, is it?

[rowanwitch]

Its not the fridge you've shut the dog in the freezer again

[gness]

Hey diddle diddle,
Tony had a fiddle,
Under a howling moon.

Sunny-Dave laughed,
To see such fun!

Until Shoota arrived with his gun.

[rowanwitch]

Dave be nimble Dave be quick
Gness has arrived with a bloody big stick

Tony had a little .......
He kept it tucked away
He burnt it with some scalding tea
Now it won't stand up to play


The Ab Girls went hunting men
On a friday night
They thought it was a good idea
To set a barn alight
The fire engines all turned up
With hoses and they knew
Their luck would not be in that night
They sent a female crew


They went out on Saturday
in high heels and glitz
they ended up in a cellar bar
And they'd flirt and flash their.....
They looked around to see if they
Had caused a fuss and bother
To find the men were making eyes
and dancing with one another

They felt despondant at this point
They wondered what to do
They wandered past the dockyard
Feeling rather blue
But finally their fortunes changed
They got their chance to sin
With Nato on manoevres
The whole bl00dy fleet was in

So as they stumbled homeward
Snogged till lips were raw
They looked at one another
And winced at what was sore
They all said together
To the ab chaps great sorrow
Okay girls ..we're up for this
they'll still be here tomorrow

[Kiki-frog]

Rowan, that is pure genius. Hopefully you'll have loads more time for your poetic talents now

[gness]

Oh dear! What can the matter be,
Gness has had an email.
Two photos attached
I want you to see.
Come on Mum, even you
Cannot fail!

She said press download
And then you will see......


I forget the next instruction but AB now has a black stripe across the bottom.

[humbersloop]

I kicked it and it's stopped now. Could I be pregnant?

[Charity]

Left or right foot?

[humbersloop]

Right