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[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[tenrec]

Going to deliver a birthday card (by hand, can't afford the stamp!) Catch you all later.
Don't forget to play nicely with the big boys!

[Charity]

Tony, your DNA test results are back - apparently it was Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick.

(I may have opened the wrong envelope)

[Traci66]

Note to self, must try harder with smut.

[rowanwitch]

Sorry tony it was the alien from the UFo with the rectal probe... you are expecting a horrible scaly thing with three heads and very long tentacles

[vivandorron]

I wonder (or staying with the OP 'wander') if anyone has 'subscribed' to this thread and has 2764 e/mails to clear from their computer.

Ron.

[vivandorron]

Correction,2765...now 2766.

Ron.

[albaqwerty]

My computer has swollen. Do you think it might be pregnant?

[rowanwitch]

I expect they have unsubscribed by now....

[vivandorron]

alba...It could be that your computer has been inseminated and needs to be checked out for viruses.

Ron.

[albaqwerty]

It's the kippers wot dun it.

[humbersloop]

Dear Miss Austen,

This latest draft of Pride and Prejudice looks more promising: would it be possible to take out the effing and blinding?

[sunny-dave]

32insideleg "gordonbennett"

< ref balut >

[vivandorron]

alba..There's something fishy about you recent postings. :-)

I suggest you allow your 'Anti virus' programme to trawl through through your computer and see if you have caught anything.

Ron.

[Psybbo]

The end is nigh

[Bambiagain]

Traci, it wasn't my intention to send you to the naughty step all night. Glad you climbed down again.

[humbersloop]

Why is chicken w/ bamboo shoots and waterchestnuts always number 71 on the chinese takeaway menu, wherever you go?

[Charity]

http://www.dailymail....ighbour-revolver.html

[Bambiagain]

Thank you for drawing our attention to that, Charity. I'm glad to see the DM editors are on the ball.

[Maydup]

mmmm lunchtime, anyone for a cheese toastie?

[tonyav]

WARNING WARNING WARNING
By reading or posting on this thread female ABers could experience sudden and unexpected pregnancy.