Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Psybbo]

New page

[humbersloop]

smoked salmon, scrambled eggs, wholemeal toast, mug of tea: works everytime.

[Charity]

Mmm... lovely.
I want some now.

[humbersloop]

Mushroom risotto with dry vermouth, double cream and wild mushrooms, creamed spinach with mascarpone and chilli flakes....

[Charity]

2/3 pack of Asda choc chip cookies (a bit soft) and I'm sharing with the dog.

[maggiebee]

Mega bites was what my girlfriend did
And gig was a show at night
A ram was a randy man or goat,
Windows just let in the light

An application was for employment
A programme was a TV show
A curser used profanity
And a keyboard, a pian...o

Memory was something you lost with age
A disc was rock or blues
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You'd be peeing on your shoes.

Log on was fuel on the fire
Hard drive was to Inverness
A mouse pad was where a rodent lived
And a back up, an awful mess.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu

[Bambiagain]

Strictly liquid - a glass of elderflower flavoured Sekt (sparkling wine).

[humbersloop]

....look into my eyes charity....

naaw, not really :-D

[Bambiagain]

Oh, and I'm not sharing with the dog.

[Charity]

I've found some crumpets!

[Bambiagain]

I could definitely do with some crumpet.

[humbersloop]

There are so many talented versifyers on AB, should we have a "mark as best bard" button?

And could the most popular be pregnant?

[Maydup]

How did you know it was time for a new page Sibton?

[Bambiagain]

That came dangerously close to a legitimate suggestion, Humbersloop. You redeemed it with your last sentence, though.

[maggiebee]

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

[humbersloop]

fans self with sou'wester..

...phew!!

[marval]

Shall I go camping with Graham Norton and Dale Winon?

[marval]

*Winton*

[humbersloop]

with anyone you like, I'd think. Just mind yer toast with that battery knife

[Bambiagain]

The church clock next door struck 11 about six minutes ago. What does this tell me? That someone has put the bl***y thing right at last, since it's been ten minutes slow for ages.

PS it is after 11 over here.