Canals

[Jude123]

Which is the oldest canal in England?

[shaneystar2]

Oh poop...what's happened to my pic of peg leg ?
Try again.
http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/oneleg.j pg

[Jude123]

This is where I'm going tonight - it's quiz night.

Do you know where it is Robinia

[Jude123]

Oops

Try again Jude

[Robinia]

Looks like The Old Crown Jude.....?

lotta dusting eh? better not forget ya purse or that'll be your job :o)

[VINNY100_2]

Australia jude.!!..blimey you get out and about dont you.

just been to the health centre...sprained me hand...and while I was there..asked if they could syringe me ears...blimey...they dont to it no more....to dangerous....anybody got any spare dynamite....no robinia Im joking......ooh to late....((((B O OM))))..

haha shaney....he aint got a leg to stand on...hehe(:-)

[netibiza]

Evening all - my daughter has finally driven me to drink - she was the cause of me having two glasses of cider this evening. This weekend she flew to Barcelona and today she missed her flight back. She was at the airport in plenty of time, but couldn't find where to check in. I give up I really do. I've been bitten by mossies all up my arm, grrrr getting really fed up today.

[jno]

ouch neti. Are Barcelona's checkin desks well hidden then?

[netibiza]

You tell me jno- Spanish is her first language, she is going to work for the company in Ibiza airport, and she was there 2 hours before check-in. How could anyone miss that check-in?? I'm putting her up for adoption (or she could become a galley slave).

[jno]

perhaps all the signs are in Catalan... but those huge IBERIA signs are a giveaway in any language

[jno]

oh golly - just looked round and saw the pink square - why am I always out when we have a royal visit??? And she left us a nice little picture for a keepsake too! Jude I hope nobody disgraced you by leaving last week's hardtack on the deck and not wearing their uniforms straight, or not piping her aboard properly!

[netibiza]

Yes I missed Ed's visit too, hope the decks were scrubbed and the mainsail set(got that from Sloop John B).

jno daughter isn't flying Iberia - not that easy, she's flying with Spanair! and the plane is a Fokker so at least she's got that bit right!!!

[VINNY100_2]

Morning mabiddys....its a lovely fine morning here...Not..!!but it will perk up later...and looking good fer the next few days...sun factor 7...ooooh..!thats the weather forecast out the way....there playing that national express song on the rad...

On the national express there�s a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She�ll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in �63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But it�s hard to get by when your ar-se is the size
Of a small country ba ba ba ba ba do do do...altogether now biddys...hehe...(:)

[Robinia]

...........We're going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me......

lol Vinny, morning to you & all our readers

grey day here too, but supposed to be warming up for the rest of the week......stand by, I could be having me liberty bodice surgically removed.....

oooh neti, chill out..... easy for me to say I know but while you're all churned up inside they're completely indifferent. Send her to us, we'll have a BiddyWord, I can do scary....so I've been told.

must get something done today, & I'm steering clear of that bleating mob out there <<<<

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Vinny, dear Vinny....

I think I'm going slightly mad......

[VINNY100_2]

lol...The first's signs of madness is a hair growing in the middle of your hand..

then fix it dear robinia
dear robinia
then fix it dear robinia
dear patricia fix it
with what shall i fix it
dear shaney
dear shaney
with what shall i fix it
dear netti with what

Oh by the way...the second sign of madness...is looking fer it...hehe...(:)(and singing this song)

btw...can you buy a toaster that make's a noise just before the toast burns..haha..(:)

[Robinia]

toaster Vinny? blimey you're posh.....toasting fork & an extra lump of coal on the fire here.....

why is it that every time I hear that Gnarls Barkley song I visualise some Devonshire fella dancing around his decking in string vest.......?? :o)

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy ...........

I'm definitely losing it.....

[jno]

yes, there seems to have been a mad reporter running amok out there... probably sent by Rupert Murdoch... There's also a megathread with 1000+ posts in it, but in this case it's by kiddies not biddies. It's all in good humour, but the cumulative effect of young people's spelling is a little overwhelming for the genteelly raised

spelling errors

Good morning all!

[Robinia]

morning jno - yes, I lost interest after page 1 but they probably say the same about us.....

[Jude123]

Morning Robinia Jno and Vinny Hope all's well. Who's Patricia Vinny? Where's this 1000 post thread Jno? It's going to be nice here Robinia and yes it was The Old Crown and no we didn't win but it's a good laugh better than the other quiz we used to go to. (Too competitive). Don't know what I'm going to do today. Should be cleaning up but not in the mood yet will do it later says she not full of enthusiasm. I'm so lazy on my days off I even took my car through the Asda car wash yesterday.

Looks a bit rough today think I'll stay in my bunk

Ships - I see no ships only hardships

[Jude123]

Sorry I missed you out Good morning Neti. Please don't worry so much!

[jno]

top o'the morning to ye Jude, here it is:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/People_and_Places/Question217290.html