Canals

[Jude123]

Which is the oldest canal in England?

[Robinia]

tut....where were you? men...always late...think there's one slice left

here's ya tea, might be a bit cold tho'

strange choice of crockery Jude has

[Robinia]

suddenly remembers it's the one she gave neti to soak her teeth in..........

[Jude123]

Well good afternoon biddies! You all sound chirpy today. Dad's had his dinner Vinny and I've had me rice pud at my sister's. Now I'm ready for me rub down.

Question for all you clever clogs - how do you get multiple links on one post? - I know I'm thick so give us a clue please.

[Robinia]

oh hi Jude you just caught me, I was going back outside now it's stopped raining.

erm, well after the first link I hit enter to make a new paragraph & then do the next link or bit of babble & a link....hope that's what you mean. :o)

[netibiza]

afternoon all - yes Jude I've always wanted to know that but didn't like to ask. I do it sometimes but then the post goes missing so I usually do it one by one.

[Jude123]

Not quite Robinia. If I write a bit then do a link then go off to find another link when I get back my post has gone if you see what I mean!! Not submitted just disappeared.

[netibiza]

Yesterday I saw "Bambi 2" it was gorgeous and made me cry twice (at my age) Anyone else seen it? So sweet. Has gessoo gone to Menorca yest? The weather is very windy, slight chill in the air, but today sunny, after two days of storms.Gessoo pack sweaters and pants.

[Robinia]

aha I think I know what you're doing wrong Jude, you need to have two windows open, one with this on, the other for searching pics or using imageshack. Then you have to work between the two if you understand me....

I don't understand me..... :o)

[Robinia]

hiya neti - no gessoo goes 28th I think....not seen bambi but I expect I'd fill up if it's sad....

[Jude123]

just testing

just testing again

I think I've cracked it!! :o)

[Robinia]

well done Jude!

[Jude123]

Thanks for your help Robinia

[Jude123]

Well that's Sunday afternoon nearly over. Spoken to one son on the phone and the other text me to say they are out celebrating St. George's Day. I've heard of some excuses for a pint but never that one. I'm off out to a party tonight. It's been organised by work as the branch was presented with some money to spend and they decided on a party for all employees. So I have to go don't I? Must show willing!! Mind you I've lost my voice since Friday night what with all the singing I was doing. Hope you've all had a good day!

[puzzlesRus]

Good evening all. Hope you have all found your sea legs ! Just popping-in with a quick hello and to leave you with a little tale which made me laugh (I apologize in advance if you (a) have heard it before or (b) find it insensitive in any way,

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A health inspector, visiting a private nursing home, is given a tour of the facility by the administrator. The home caters for people of varying states of health, including those suffering from Alzheimer�s Disease.

Out of curiosity, the inspector asks the administrator how patients are assessed, to see whether or not they have Alzheimer�s. �Well�, said the Administrator, �We take them to the bathroom, fill the bath with water, and place at the side of the bath a teaspoon, a cup and an empty bucket, then ask them to empty the bath�

�Oh, I see� said the inspector, �and if the patient chooses the bucket, then he or she is regarded as normal ?�

The Administrator eyes the inspector with great concern and says �actually, a normal person would remove the plug � would you like a room with or without a view ?�

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Brian

[VINNY100_2]

Hiya Brian...lol...and I thought it was the bucket to...but dont tell the rest of the biddys...hehe..(:-)

[puzzlesRus]

Vinny We'll keep it a closely guarded secret. Now, what was it I,m supposed to be keeping secret ??

[Robinia]

hi Brian lol!!

I'll start looking for a suitable place.......I chose the bucket....a nice painted bargeware one.....bibble bibble...

after I've hurled it about out there<<<< they're at it again

[shaneystar2]

Ooh ..Ship Ahoy Brian...I must be psychic ..I was just thinking of you.Just been completing my SE puzzles ,happened to glance at the winners and have won 25 quid on the Skeleton !!
Grog all round me hearties!

Thanks Biddy seafarers for answering my all important Q's by the way ..all I need to know is
A. I am desperate to get a dress like Fanny Craddock was wearing in 1962.
B. Where can I buy some extra wide elastic?

P.S. Those bloomers are very nice Robinia .Ideal for swabbing the decks in or we could fly them from the rigging.

[VINNY100_2]

Blimey...there's a lot of swearing going on..out there,could this be mutiny..??.we better sleep in the hold tonight...now where did i put me tin hat..??Ive got in touch with the navy and there gonna keep an eye on us and if we get invaded,they will escort us to dry land...

your captain

i(:-)

[jno]

it is kinda noisy out there innit. People should just shut up about rude posts and quietly report them and they'll vanish away... oxygen of publicity and all that... I myself have reported 27 of Robinia's posts today but you don't hear me boasting about that, do you?