Canals

[Jude123]

Which is the oldest canal in England?

[Robinia]

teehee - I think I'll go & chop some more heads off in the garden now....

thanks for the massage Vinny, you look very fetching in your white tunic.
have a good afternoon jno, fix a couple of casters to your slippers & hang on to someone.

[Jude123]

Afternoon All

Been and done my front garden today - Listening to the match - Derby losing 0 - 2.

How come you get all the massages Robinia! My back is bound to ache tomorrow with all that digging I've been doing so I'll expect you tomorrow Vinny!

It's a lovely day here after starting a bit chilly.

Hi Jno hope you're ok.

[VINNY100_2]

Poor robinia....her eyes are going...I was naked has a jay bird...hehe..are be there jude...do you want a brazillian...chocolate tut tut...haha.Yep it got really warm and me tans coming on ...Are you gonna watch the F.A semi final...jude....20 minutes to go...(:-0

[Jude123]

Hi Vinny Yep I'm going to watch it. I'll see some better football than the Derby match but I'll be there next week supporting them! Sad aren't I :o)

[Robinia]

Football? FOOTBALL?! I've come in to football??!!

pah! think I'll take my jacket spud down the garden, I can pretend I'm on I'm A Celebrity....well the bugs here are big enough

where's the flit?

[Robinia]

not to mention the moles

you should see the size of the hills!

[Jude123]

Sorry Robinia to go on about football. It's having a son into it all his life. I used to go every weekend to watch him play.

I bet your garden's lovely. I really dislike gardening even though I like to see it tidy. I have some tulips and daffs in the front but when they're gone there's only a few shrubs and a laburnum tree I planted about 30 years ago.

[Jude123]

I suggest we all go here for a drink tonight

The pub

[Robinia]

haha just teasin' ya Jude - I meant football on the tv actually. My brother is a footy fan (Forest, sorry!) so I have to be a little interested for him sometimes.
My two were never interested at school but more recently my eldest has been to pride park a time or two & enjoyed it.

my garden needs quite a lot of work at the moment, don't do it all myself anymore, so I just photograph the good bits!

[Robinia]

oooh, spent a lotta time there - that's me arriving on the bike.

[Robinia]

and here's my favourite place, not just the pub the whole area.....lovely memories

:o)

[Jude123]

Great place Robinia!

[Jude123]

The best team won Vinny!

[VINNY100_2]

Yep I think your right jude....Oh by the way...somebodys put some biddys up for some job at a nightclub....tut tut...(:-)

yo

nice mole you got there robinia....!

[shaneystar2]

Hi all and Ahoy..shiver me timbers..Jim lad...
Hope you are all well..sorry have not been about ..have been a bit under the weather with a rotten rheumatoid attack and also have broken my specs and the computer is playing up ! Supposed to have taken delivery of a laptop yesterday but it hasn't turned up.All the bits and pieces but no machine ! It should be here on Monday now..I live in hope.
I see I have been impostered yet again. These people are a pain in the backside.
Has been a glorious day here today. Been mucking about in the garden.

Right ..I am going out to lunch tomorrow with my folks and it is most important that you answer these questions ...
A .What can I wear ?
B.Shall I colour my hair or is it OK as it is?
C. If I eat more than two potatoes will I gain weight?
D.Will my runner beans squeak?
E.Will the meal come to more than ten shillings?
D. Is sixpence halfpenny enough for a tip?
F.Do you think Mr S. will run away and leave me if I get drunk and insult him?
And finally ...I have a large stain on my best bloomers ....how can I remove it ?

[VINNY100_2]

no1 this (A) HI Shaney......(:-)

no2 this will look good(B)

ooh maybe no3(C)

no 4...only if you wear them...(D)

if you eat here no 5(E)

no 6...way to much(F)

no 7..yes...but you can come and live with me..hehe.(G)..

blooming heck..over to you robinia...(:-)

[Robinia]

hahaha - morning Vinny & shaney, (& all) good to have you on board at last slack, sorry you've been under the weather. I think it's the bloomin weather that's the problem but it was lovely here too yesterday.
Your posts have made me splutter me wheaty pops all over the screen.

I think Vinny has done an excellent job on you but in the interests of health & safety I think you need one of

these

those colours could run a bit when you dribble your soup and one of

these

for that erm, fabulous mane.

the bloomers are probably beyond help though so I'm sending

these

by special courier. Don't worry that they're a bit thick, they'll make you sweat off the extra pounds & you'll still have room for industrial weight tenas so you won't need to keep 'going'.
Have a lovely time - bring us back a doggy bag, it's the cooks day off again. :o)

[VINNY100_2]

Morning biddys....it was sunny to start with,but a bit overcast at the mo...!...why do people on suggs bring attention to the odd idiot...isnt that what they want...um...!just report....easy isnt it..hope your all keeping okay...shaney(getting in practice fer tonight hey) how's yer hang over...hehe...takes one to spot one...double Ds...thought that was a bra size..haha...how's yer mole robinia..is yer garden looking good this morning...ooh...just remembered got to go to judes and give her a rub down.......ooh there goes a banana...must be well hot ...running all them miles...is it getting on for winter where you are Dolly??(:)gotta clean all me carpets with me machine....day of rest....doh"....catch you soon dudes...cup of tea about 1:30 please robbi....!and a slice of cake...yummy.

[Robinia]

flippin heck Vinny, take a breath or I'll have to give you a whiff of me smelling salts...said same myself about the publicity for trolls I give up - they love conflict some people....tut...

I gave the marathon a miss this yr, thought I'd give evryone else a chance....

been in garden but rained off now ....Q in H&G for gardeners btw.

tea at 1.30 it is then.....

[VINNY100_2]

Just polished me putta screen..and it looks like someone's chucked a bowl of dishwater over it..hang on a mo...wipes clean...must wear me classes in future...tut tut...where's me tea and cake...?um...robinia's feeding the birds with me birds cake...hehe...wakey wakey jude.....yer dad needs his dinner....:~)