A Better Poem

[Stargazer]

Spring is sprung
the grass is ris'
I wonder where
dem birdies is?

[Stargazer]

Beneath the ungathered rice he lay
His sickle in his hand
His breast was bare
His matted hair
Lay buried in the sand.

[Barmaid]

Spider spider on the wall
Aint you got no brains at all
Can't you see the wall's been plastered
Now you're stuck you silly *******

[Stargazer]

Should be "Beside" the ungathered rice he lay .....

[DTCwordfan]

Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy stands....
The AB Coven, soft vicious hands
GoatMan changed from he to she.

[Tilly2]

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

[NoMercy]

By God you're a funny lot. Lol x x

[Tilly2]

^ Spike!

[grasscarp]

Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smithy stands....
He wants to catch a conker
with his chest or nuts or hands

[DTCwordfan]

Let's be Sunday optimistic
If AB were destroyed
We'd be gone but so would all
The people we avoid

[grasscarp]

To do is to be. Descartes
Dobe dobe do. Frank Sinatra

[RATTER15]

Once I saw a little worm
wriggling on his belly,
I stood and watched it for a while
then stamped on it with my welly.

[Stargazer]

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways .....

please complete - I forget the rest

[shoota]

If you are a bit like me
and think some poems are rather twee,
(or even quite
a little trite.)
Then perhaps it would be wise in future
To give your lip a little suture
And mention not a single word
About dat bloody tweeting bird.

[boxtops]

Maresy dotes and dozy dotes and little lambs adivy
Kid'll adivy too, wouldn't You?

[cupid04]

He said I'm mad
I said mad
He said yes
I said who
He said you
I said oh!

[Stargazer]

Plagiarism Cupid>

[gness]

I wandered lonely as a cloud,
Into Answerbank one day.
The folks there seemed as mad as me,
So I thought I'd like to stay.
I've had some spats I will admit,
The odd aber has been snappy,
But tough..... I'm afraid you're stuck with me,
'Cos you mostly make me happy.
.

[cupid04]

My grandad used to recite that to me when I was a wee nipper, stargazer!

[Stargazer]

My Dad used to ask his grandchildren to repeat
"I chased a bug around a tree"
and then wheezed with laughter when the sweet little dears did so.

[Ann]

I remember, I remember
The house where I was born
The little spikey railings
Where I got me britches torn.