A Better Poem

[Stargazer]

Spring is sprung
the grass is ris'
I wonder where
dem birdies is?

[AB Editor]

There: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Literature/Question1219788-4.html#answer-7770102

[honeydip]

The rain is gone,
Lets sing a song,
The birds are a chirpen,
Lets drink some beer and get a burpin.

[redanvil]

Dem birdies on the wing ! Don't be absurd, the wing is on the bird.

[val-south]

The bird is on the wing
But that's absurd
Because the wing is on the bird

[murraymints]

Rule Britannia
Two manners make a Bob
Three make
one and six
And four
Two bob

[murraymints]

Tanners.....predictive thingy...

[albaqwerty]

Twas in the month of Liverpool
In the city of July
The rain was snowing heavily
and the streets were very dry

The elephant is a bonny bird
It flits from bough to bough
It makes it's nest in the Rhubarb Tree
and whistles like a cow.

(Can't remember what book I read them in)

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Si senor der digo
Forti lorez inaro
Demant loriz demar truks
Ful of enz an cowz an dux

[Caran]

One street as I was walking down a day
I saw a bark that dogged at me
I picked up a street in the middle of the stone
And nearly necked its knockout

[Marijn]

Little fly on the wall
Picks his nose
That's all

[boxtops]

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away…

[vulcan42]

The war God Thor went out one day,
upon his favourite filly.
"I'm Thor" he cried, his horse replied,
"Well, use your thaddle, thilly."

[boxtops]

LOL

[baza]

There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within half an hour
His balls were a flower
And his dick was covered in weeds.

[shoota]

It's sometimes difficult to write
A limerick with a bit of bite.
They often are
Too twee by far,
Soppy, floppy and trite.

[ocg71liz]

twas in a resturant that they met ,romeo and juliet,was that he got into debt,paying for all that juliate ,,

[Marijn]

YY U R
YY U B
I C U R
YY 4 me

[DTCwordfan]

There was a young lady from Ealing
Devoid of all sexual feeling
'till a Mayor named Boris
found her Clitoris
and now they can't get her down from the ceiling

[AB Editor]

Sorry if already posted:

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife

[maggiebee]

Upon a hill there stood a coo
It's no there noo
It must have shifted