Well that was a fun day downtown at the department store - I managed to scare two young boys sh1tless ha ha ha ha ha! They were wandering about aimlessly, the eldest one (about 7) dissolved in tears, and I started questioning them, you know, the way you do. Their mother had told them to sit and wait for her in the cafeteria while she went for some vegetables "but now she's been gone for AAAAAAGEEEES !", so I was going to suggest we go back to the cafeteria and wait a little longer and if she didn't turn up we'd ask the staff to call her on the speaker system.
I never got around to suggesting any of this, though, cos they were already headed downstairs for the grocery shop and I couldn't stop them without grabbing hold which I didn't want to do. So I said okay I'll just go with you then, to make sure you really do find your mother. And that's when the crying boy completely morphed before my very eyes, he stopped crying and told me "no, no it's all right, no really" - and held up a hand as if to say Back off, Lady. Very confusing, but I didn't want to leave them so I said Okay, I'll follow behind at a distance, just to make sure you find your Mum. This made the poor kid even more nervous, he kept looking over his shoulder on the escalator to see if they were still being "pursued" and the moment they reached the ground floor he speeded up as if to shake me. Problem was, he did manage to shake his little bro, oh lord... Finally big brother approached a check out girl -
and morphed once more, the little *******, into the crying boy all over again...! Only, now it must have seemed as if he were terrified of ME - which I suppose he was...! Anyway, check out girl accepted to take over the responsibility for the two brats, and I went upstairs to find the cafeteria and inform the staff there... I'm
exhausted...!
well, i'm off to the bush