The New Alphabet

[starone]

A is for apple, and B is for boat,
that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

A for arthritis; B the bad back, C the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,

and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

[seadogg]

Reckon you have
covered it pretty well Starbuck, though Mrs S would like cataracts added to c.

[marval]

Oh dear, what we all have to look forward to. lol

[TheOtherHalf]

X is 4 U. Well done

[starone]

Oh thanks toh. I never noticed that one was missing. An X is very nice though. Makes up for all the rest.

[gen2]

Thanks for posting.
Is that what I have to look forward to?