Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening to all, the buffet table is bedecked with all the usual delicacies, plus Venison pasties and home-made onion chutney. A selection of cooling sorbets to cleanse the palate too.

Tonight's tailcock is the Pzazz, lively with oomph but not too heady.

For the Rofl

One Beach ball (punctured)
Whistle (no pea)
3 Corn plasters
5 lolly sticks

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Matron & guests. For the rofl this evening I can offer -

A hand of green bananas
A pack of green tailcock umbrellas
A nugget of purest green...

I shall begin buttling immediately.

[ladyalex]

Evening all.

Sorry for my non-appearances lately and can only pop in for a short time tonight.
Glad to see that all ran smoothly in my absences.
For the raffle , I have:

one bandage (unused)
four aspirin
wheelchair with one wonky wheel

[Lie-in King]

M'lady, you have been sorely missed & I hope that all is well with you & yours :-)

[Jumbo747]

Good evening Matron and Sir L-i-K, what a beautiful day it has been; I'm quite worn out with plum-jam making and gardening!
A Pzazz might revive me please......

For the Rofl I offer:
a bag of plum-stones
a Union flag for waving later tonight at the LN of the Proms
a phone battery (flat)

[DTCwordfan]

Good Evening fair Castle Pommers, this glorious evening of Fun, Muzak and Mamya Booze & Fare.

We hope that you will be comfy in the Moat, Castle Atrium, Bathroom, Condom Machine Room, Garage, wherever you are. We - I have taken the liberty of booking the AnswerBank Symphony Orchestra and Choir led by Mrs Lottie and starring TTFN as double bass. Miss. Julienne Bream will make a guest appearance to be eaten by Croc.

The Soprano role will be taken by Tony, finely tuned and expertly played by Murray, Sibton, Gness or Mrs O, whoever is here – and do take turns, gals.

Lady A will fire the traditional cannon at 11.11 launching the designated cannon ball and instantly blowing the fireworks.

I attach last year’s resultant bang.

For the riffle I offer this special Bardic evening of low-class Kulture

• One broken conductors stick
• One cracked Ivory
• One Organ Pipe lower octave B♯
• Four burst balloons
• 2 water guns replete with Gin
• One chewed Oboe reed
• One timpani drumstick, covered in BBQ sauce
• One Royal Albert Hall toilet paper roll, half used.
• One score of weird hieroglyphics, marked Sibelius
• One pair of Katie Derham’s knickers.
• One smashed viola, 3rd row, not the instrument
• One handcuff, the chain missing the other
• Map on how to get to the Albert Hall from the Royal Geographic Soc.
• One pair of broken Paralympic blades marked “Made in S.Africa”
• One pair of breeks, marked on the inside, “Prop. HRH Harry”
• 3 paperclips

Tonight, later, I propose a Castle Anthem competition to vote for your preferred Anthem for the Castle Penultimate Night of the Pommes.

Shortly, two sing(or groan)-alongs for later, before your unfair Judgement.

Do join in now. £15.25 to the Castle Slush Fund, Bank Ambrosiano, Luxembourg, inc free Media URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-15611160
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[Jumbo747]

Hello M'lady - hope you are coping............

[DTCwordfan]

(the firewrecks last year) Media URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-15611160
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[ladyalex]

All is well with me and lordalex (and the son-and-heir). Unfortunately the Dowager aunt has been quite unwell and has required my services in the Dower House .
Thank you.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening to Miss Jumbo & to Mr DT - flagons of Pzazz for you both.

I shall add the prizes to the trestle table

I wouldn't mind a water gun...

[DTCwordfan]

[DaisyNonna]

Greetings from the South Coast.
For the rifle I have a brown ink cartridge, an unidentified fossil, an avocado stone readt for planting and a plastic penguin.
Fancy a Pzazz. Adore sorbets. Eric and the cloak are taking the air, too warm for them today.

[DTCwordfan]

Is the bloody reel of last year's fireworks showing?

[Lie-in King]

If I might be so bold m'lady, please send our best wishes to your dowager aunt :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Do give my best to Her ladyship the Dower Aunt and take her a venison pasty

[Lie-in King]

Ah, good evening Miss Daisy! Your flagon - should Eric & cloakie require anything, please do not hesitate to ask...

[Jumbo747]

May I offer sympathy - my aged mother is unfortunately not as 'sharp' as she used to be; I travel 368 miles round trip to see her once a fortnight now, principally to sort out her muddles! It's both mentally and physically draining caring for the elderly.

[ladyalex]

I will certainly pass on your good wishes, but I think she struggles a bit with the concept of the interweb.

Those fireworks were spectacular, if a little shortlived....possibly a little too much drink taken ?
That and the blood being a bit close up there.....

[tonyav]

Good evening all and all that may stagger in later, the usual bucket of matron's fine tailcock Pzazz for me please maj. For the rofl I offer,
One royal doulton figurine slightly damaged but only minus the head and right arm[i
One 12volt car battery [i]only been in my garage for 12 years[i].
One radiator cap [i]suitable for a 1982 Renault 5].
Your matronship could I make a request for your goodnight thread later please It is Barbara Randolph, I've Got A Feeling. tia.

[ladyalex]

Thanks, Jumbo...the dowager aunt is in a bit of a fog most days now, but occasionally breaks through....

[DTCwordfan]

And a bucket of Pzazz as I heard that she outdrunk the QueenMum in her time......