Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening to all, the buffet table is bedecked with all the usual delicacies, plus Venison pasties and home-made onion chutney. A selection of cooling sorbets to cleanse the palate too.

Tonight's tailcock is the Pzazz, lively with oomph but not too heady.

For the Rofl

One Beach ball (punctured)
Whistle (no pea)
3 Corn plasters
5 lolly sticks

[Psybbo]

Good night LadyA and best wishes to you and yours xx

[tonyav]

LOL, yes I have noticed, maj.

[DTCwordfan]

The Castle Anthem – Candidate 1


Land of Tailcock and Buffet, Mamya who gives the Free,
How shall we drink to thee, who are guests of thee?
Richer still, and richer, shall thy raffle be set;
LadyA, who made thee feisty, make thee feistier yet!

Croc and Llama and LieinKing, each a holy gem,
Stars of jovial brightness, weave thy boozy diadem.

Tho' our way be darkened, still in naked drest,
As the ABer that stumbles o'er the tailcock West.

Pizzed amid the pillows, our Ladies to violate,
Lady A hast reigned salubrious, ABers have smiled at fate.

Home of Tailcock and Buffet, Castle of the Free,
How may we extol thee, praise thee, drink to thee?

Hark, a Mad 50ers Club maketh drunken reply;
Lo, our lips are swollen, lo, our heads are giddy high!

Hearts in Tailcocks uplifted, drunken lips that sing;
Strong in food and Company, we have crowned our Queen!



Or


The Castle Anthem – Candidate 2

And did those feet in Mad Club time
Walk upon Castle's parkland green?
And was the hungry Croc of Lady A
In Castle's pleasant waters seen?
And did the Alcohol Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded minds?
And was The Mad House builded here
Among those dark ABers so wined?

Bring me my buffet of Mamya gold;
Bring me my tailcocks of desire;
Bring me my Coat: O Butler, unfold!
Bring me tony’s rubber tyre
I will not cease from loony write,
Nor shall my glass sleep in my hand
Till we have rebuilt the Castle
In its green and pleasant land.

[owdhamer]

Good evening dearest mamya,not feeling well tonight, and in poor humour,Mrs Owd is playing a blinder, i leave you in peace

[gness]

Good evening Matron and fellow guests. May I offer for the rofle....

One goatee beard.
One packet of goat's cheese.
One pint of goat's milk.
One lonely goatherd.

A tailcock will be most welcome...two would be....:-)

[Mamyalynne]

Night LadyA and best wishes to Dowager Aunt.

How is the buffet going down.

[Psybbo]

Oh owdhammer, I hope you have a peaceful night

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Owd, so sorry you are not top form, Love to Mrs Owd too ♥♥♥

[DTCwordfan]

Night Lady A and welcome and bye, owdhamer, sorry to hear you are under the weather so to speak.....keep it going and have a laugh off us later.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss gness - may I suggest the larger of the two available measures & provide you with a bucket of Pzazz?

I have taken the liberty of furnishing the goatherd with a flagon...

Good evening, Mr owd - I offer my best wishes to you both :-)

[Psybbo]

The buffet is going down a treat thankyou, must grab some more

[DaisyNonna]

May I have a little more alcohol before I risk the Bambi pasty?

[Psybbo]

Tony watch out, there's goats and gness

[tonyav]

Both very good DT although I prefer No 2 I think.
Sorry to hear that owdhammer.
The buffet is excellent your matronship did you see my request earlier ?.

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, thats all I need gness and more goats.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll hold my own preference for the moment - yes, an excellent "table ce soir" une bonne bouffe, ma cherie, Mamya........

[gness]

Thank you Mr Buttle. The larger measure and a flagon will hit the spot.
I hope the goatherd doesn't sing.

[DTCwordfan]

Must be some good goats' cheese around the block......

[gness]

I'm all you need Tony???? You old romantic you! x

[tonyav]

Yep, gness get rid of the goatherd.x