Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening to all, the buffet table is bedecked with all the usual delicacies, plus Venison pasties and home-made onion chutney. A selection of cooling sorbets to cleanse the palate too.

Tonight's tailcock is the Pzazz, lively with oomph but not too heady.

For the Rofl

One Beach ball (punctured)
Whistle (no pea)
3 Corn plasters
5 lolly sticks

[ladyalex]

Hope I win the figurine....I'm a dab hand with the superglue...

[Psybbo]

Good evening matron, buttle and ladyalex, for the riffle I bring, a broken lighter, box of matches, numerous spelling mistakes and jar of Vick
Matron, I'm so glad you have taken tony under you wing and willallow no more injuries to be inflicted upon him

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Mr tony - your bucket of Pzazz, sir & a swift flagon for m'lady...

Surely there's something the plumber could be getting on with?..

[tonyav]

hope I win Katie Derhams knickers.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure there's a leak in one of the attic bedrooms...

[DTCwordfan]

wasn't that Jumbo up there?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening Miss sibton - a flagon of Matron's finest Pzazz for you.

By the way miss, I believe it's in the Plumbing Code that only work-related injuries count towards the sympathy vote...

Tee-hee...

[DTCwordfan]

He phoned down to reception and said

"I gotta leak in my sink"

I said, "That's alright, Sir, please go ahead."

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, no rest for the wicked.

[DaisyNonna]

What a refreshing draught. The liquid one, not the wobbly window. Perhaps a tiny nibble?

[Psybbo]

Thank you buttle, really needed that

[ladyalex]

It certainly is a big leak....

[Mamyalynne]

Under my wing ??? Careful I am ticklish.

[DaisyNonna]

Are leeks in season?

Got a tad confused as we have missed out on summer. Never could cope with calculators.

[Mamyalynne]

And adders.

[DTCwordfan]

An explanation to the setting of some of the musuk later:

Pomp and Circumcision

The real words that inspired Elgar:

Farewell the groaning croc and the chilled Vodka shrimp,
The spirit-stirring tailcock rum, the wine-drinking NoM,
The Noble banner, and all Nonna quality,
Pride, pomp, and circumcisions by Lady A!

But also, on the score of the first march, Elgar set as a motto for the whole set of marches a verse from Lord de Tabley's poem The March of Glory which begins:

Like a stiff tailcock that draws men on to die
Madly upon the flagons in Castle ecstasy,
A LieInKing measure that sets heaven in all their veins
And Mamya’s Jumbo butties in their hands.
I heard the Castle’s parched
Beneath A’s ensign as a Nungate's llama;
O'er Sibton’s chastity shield and Tony-Excelsior drama
The Lady J and our faithful Mrs Overall sing;
Moving to tenrec party with raucous sunnydave noise,
With Owdhamer betting and with Slinky quest, and the voice of AB Mad myriads.


The first offering as a song for the singgroan-along: (Please keep your songsheets for later and next year)

Rule Castlemania

When the Castle first, at Lady A's command
Arose from out the azure moat;
This was the charter of the land,
And Mad 50s ABers sang this song rewrote:
"More Tailcocks! More the Drinks:
Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

The Visitors, not so blest as thee,
Must, in their turns, to Butlers call;
While Mamya gives buffets great and free,
The greed and envy of us all.
“More Tailcocks! More the Drinks:
Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

Still more majestic shalt LieInKing rise,
More seizing, each coat carefully stroked;
As the great riffle that tears the skies,
Serves but to uproot our Gness and Soaks.
"More, Flagons! More Tailcocks, More the Drinks:
Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

Our tight and skilled Overalls ne'er shall tame:
All her attempts to write us down,
Will but arouse her passionate flame;
But work her diaries, and our renown.
"More Tailcocks! More the Drinks:
Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

To Croc belongs the water’s reign;
Its card room shall with dealing shine:
All His shall be the subject main,
And every buffet he circles thine.
"More Flagons More Tailcocks! More the Drinks:
"Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

The AB Ladies, sexual freedom found,
Shall to thy happy bedrooms repair;
Blest Castle! With their condoms “crown'd”,
And manly big-assed Men open the Fair.
"More, Tailcocks! More the Drinks:
Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

"More Flagons, More Tailcocks! More the Drinks:
"Mad50ers never will need shrinks."

[Lie-in King]

More flagons for all, I think. Oh, and a fresh bucket for Mr tony, before he has to get to work on the very big leak...

[tonyav]

I could lend you my abacus, Daisy. well once I put the beads back on.

[ladyalex]

Wonderful, DT.
Truly worthy of your position as Bard in residence.

(Can I just say , though, that I do NOT perform circumcisions...at least not since I lost my big scissors some years ago now.)

[tonyav]

Is this big leak in her Ladyships en suite bathroom ?.