riddles

[stylinsam]

iv got a few for u !

heres one!

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[4getmenot]

Ok my turn

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor He sees the man next to him pull a wad of �50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him
�I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed.�
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says �I am willing to bet you all the money you have in you wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.�
The rich man laughs again and says �Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller.�
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?

[mccfluff]

happy birthday?

[PinkFizz]

ooh,what is it 4getmenot??

[4getmenot]

Well done mcfluff :-)

[PinkFizz]

lolol

[annavc]

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to Joanna Armstrong-Miller

Happy Birthday to you

?

[annavc]

Too slow - when I typed that no one else had answered!

[Champagne]

My noggin hurts. :o{

[stylinsam]

Heres another!

What English word is nine letters long, and can remain an English word at each step as you remove one letter at a time, right down to a single letter. List the letter you remove each time and the words that result at each step.

[james_m246]

Ok my turn now.

If a clock takes six seconds to strike six times at six o'clock, how many seconds will it take to strike eleven times at eleven o'clock?

[stylinsam]

is it 15 james ??? dunno im guessing

[james_m246]

Nope

[james_m246]

My secialty is maths by the way so think about it in that sense.

[stylinsam]

11 seconds ooohhh i dont no i give up!

[james_m246]

Ok I've gotta go noe so here it is.

12 seconds. The timing would naturally start on the first strike. At six, there would be five more strikes in the next six seconds, for a time of 1.2 seconds per strike. After the first strike at eleven, the following ten
stikes would then take 12 seconds.

Hope thts not to confusing?!?

[stylinsam]

oh i see! does anybody no the answer to myn the english word one very hard i think!

[4getmenot]

Sorry I was disecting a rat :-)

Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I

[4getmenot]

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

[stylinsam]

ooooohh 4getmenot your too good for me il have to find some really hard ones to confuse you! :o) lol!

[redcrx]

lounger 4gemenot??