riddles

[stylinsam]

iv got a few for u !

heres one!

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[cyclone]

Somebody asking a question on a website.

[4getmenot]

A Watermelon

[mccfluff]

4getmenot your're either on fire or using the same website lol

[~posy-jo~]

born at the same time as the world, destined to live as long as the world but never 5 weeks old. what am i?

[4getmenot]

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

[stylinsam]

lol i think we should tie 4getmenot down and tickle her lol! ;o)

[4getmenot]

The Moon, Ha ha ha you cant catch me....:-)

[stylinsam]

she takes apicture of her husband then soaks it then hangs it to dry yey

[mccfluff]

she a photographer takes photos then develops it

[~posy-jo~]

well done again 4getmenot!!

yours is the woman is a photographer then she develops the photo of her husband then hangs it up 2 dry xXx

[~posy-jo~]

oh sorry i didn't realise i was beaten to it!!

[~posy-jo~]

one more - what can be measured but has no length, width or height?

[stylinsam]

temperature

[stylinsam]

sorry no thats wrong!

[~posy-jo~]

thats right well done sam!! i gotta go now have fun u lot xXx

[4getmenot]

Well done to all of ya :-)

[stylinsam]

yeah i thought i was wrong! bye hunx

[stylinsam]

There is a wise man who can answer about any question. Because of this, people come to him for answers. One day, a stranger comes in and asks the wise man something, to which the wise man has no reply. Why?

[mccfluff]

hes dead

[stylinsam]

correct!]