riddles

[stylinsam]

iv got a few for u !

heres one!

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[stylinsam]

here you go!

I stand on one leg, with my heart in my head, who am I

[loobie]

Heather Mills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stylinsam]

lmao @ loobie no darling thats not right !xxx mwah!

[loobie]

It was funny though!!!! Mwah to you too!!!

[stylinsam]

yes it was rather funny im laughing but with a s im not saying it cos evrybody will no our word!

[loobie]

Lol, I had to figure that one out then hun!!! My brain aint working today!!!

[stylinsam]

lol@ loobie ! keep up girl!

[~posy-jo~]

ooohh i have one!!!!

a man is found hanging in a room. all there is in the room is the man and a puddle of water. how did he hang himself?

sam i can't solve your one :-(

[mccfluff]

stood on a block of ice and it melted leaving him hanging

[stylinsam]

the anser too myn was a cabbage.

and the answer to yours is (i no but il let someone else answer it) iv just read it on the internet ! :)

[mccfluff]

sam is it a palm tree? = palm hearts

[~posy-jo~]

yay well done mccfluff!! i got some more....

a woman has 7 children 1/2 of them are boys how is this possible?

[stylinsam]

ones a transexual!

[mccfluff]

ones a hermaphrodite

[~posy-jo~]

nope both wrong

[4getmenot]

Are they all boys?

[~posy-jo~]

yaay 4getmenot!! they are all boys meaning half of her children are boys and so are they other half!!!

[stylinsam]

4getmenot is way too good for this lol! ;o)

[~posy-jo~]

want another one?

[mccfluff]

There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies
What am I?