Leather shoes

[shaneystar2]

i recently bought a lovely pair of leather pump style shoes.They are my size and fit nicely ..but the leather is so hard ! I have been rubbing Renapur into them with no effect . I have worn them once and got a blister for my trouble .What else can I do to soften them up ?

[netibiza]

Did you mean "the horniest half"????

[Robinia]

excuse me??!!
there'll be none o'that in here....I'll have to look somewhere else...lol....
I think Tarquin's put a 'nanny' on me puta so I can't get led astray.....

[netibiza]

Why would you want a "lead ashtray" Robi??

[shaneystar2]

I wish someone would lead me astray ...I'll even settle for an oily car mechanic .
Alas ..my days of being led astray are over ......
Wire in the Blood tonight !...Robson Green ..who can lead me astray any day.

[Robinia]

don't tempt me sweti......
.....to wedge the door with.... very soon probably....

oh lordy...

when I was small we had an ashtray that looked like a cottage & when you rested your cig on it the smoke went up the chimbley. Thought I'd share that bit of drivel. :o)

[VINNY100_2]

Good evening monge touts...
Ive bin watching the french film.."Jean des Florette"on film 4..brilliant.. I like a bit of variety...(:O)..the second part is tomorrow.Erm.....whats been going on in here then....I see that laurel &hardy have been playing up again.....hehe..! its got to be the worse double act on AB.... S&M......starring in the AB panto...(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

Mornin...pop-pickers...!
tis raining...! and I will swap bill bryson fer noel edmunds shaney....! he lives up near jacobstowe.Got a busy mornin...so better get me skates on....this is my secret hideaway.....
yo
catch yer later dude's...(:O)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vPk3nxg-cTdk

(((*_*)))

[Robinia]

not sure if I've got a puta prob again!
(just so you don't think I'm in the dungeon).
you've got mail neti.

[maggie321]

Good morning All. Hope you are all well today. Just testing with Jude here. It's nearly driven me crackers but I am determined to get it right. She is going to show me how to send links to you but not today as she is nearly in tears lol!! Got a funny one about some cats I would like to show you perhaps when I get the hang of it.
I am going to the hairdressers and hopefully he will do his best as it is flat as a f**t at the mo. What we Bids have to go through. See you later.

[maggie321]

Why have I taken up half a page????????

[netibiza]

afternoon all - hot, hot. hot, here, although it hasn't been as hot as usual. Looking forward to going to England next Tuesday, but won't be able to get on here so much as sissy turns computer off totally after every use!!! Drives me mad! I've apologised to D_D on other thread, so hopefully all is calm again.

[Robinia]

oi! what's with all this elbowing us out of the way maggie? ...you'll have the designated square yard & like it...
and see matron about saying f**t....you might get off with a warning seeing as your green....tut!

hey Vinny, want to borrow some shears ...?
I think I spotted the Beast Of Biddymin in there...

:o) > > > > > > > > > >

[Robinia]

apologised neti?
some people (out there) seem to be unfamiliar with the meaning of apology.

[netibiza]

I thought it best in the long run, if you know what (and who) I mean.

[shaneystar2]

No F:::rting allowed in here Maggie ..sorry ..but Vinny uses up all the air space already ..hehehehe ...
Ooops I didn't see you there Vin !

Jean des Florette is a very good film ..I am glad to see a bit of culture and variety in here at last .....you will have to see if can can get the sequel Manon des Sources where she gets her revenge on the Soubeyrans .
As for Noel Edmonds ...keep him there we don't want him blobbing all round here !

Ooh this hammock is lovely .... sways in the breeze ...sun beating down ...... wakes with a start to find I am still here in dull dismal Norfolk !

[shaneystar2]

I have a new friend

[IMG]http://i18.tinypic.com/6ffihj4.jpg[/IMG]


I think it's a young blackbird ..but it's got some white tail feathers ..but he or she is so sweet .. and hangs around on the wheelie bin of a morning waiting for sultanas and is quite tame . I have put a dish of food out on the table for it and it just comes along and eats it while I sit there ! The minute I fiddle with camera though when it is on the table it clears off .But I shall persevere ...

[VINNY100_2]

Afternoon.....cor she's a lovely bird shaney..ooops.clicked wrong pic....(:O)
hello maggie...glad jude's helping you with the ole putta...hope yer not paying her...hehe..!.did I ever tell you about that pic she posted...(:O)
you leave me beast alone ribena...oh...go on then..!
.Manon des source...is on 6:50 tonight shaney...yo must go and get the rations on...later dude's..(((*_*)))

[jno]

neti, D_D under his latest nom de nym or pseudoplume seems to be about to implode at the top of AB Suggs, so do not get too close. Fleeing to another offshore island may be a good idea. (Take a brolly.)

[netibiza]

I've grovelled already in the new post.

[netibiza]

He's gone now jno