Numatic George

[netibiza]

Has anyone got one? and if so can you please tell me how the shampooing bit works, I have managed to soak all carpets and not a drop has been sucked up. My main confusion is do I have to switch between showering water, and sucking up in the same operation? I too scared to try it in case it blows up! Easy instructions please and thank you.

[netibiza]

Good morning my little spot-pickers (oo eer) I mean pop-pickers.

HRN here, waving gracefully to you all. Lovely day here again, am off to the capital of Ibiza to sort out daughter's lost phone et al. Nothing changes, she's permanently glued to her bed - that doesn't look right but hey ho!

Come on Rise and Shine !!

[jno]

about time neti got up

[netibiza]

bustards, bustards, bustards orf with their heads, bluddy spanish red tape, "Oh no se�ora we can't give you a new sim card as it's not in your name" - err who pays the bill then! I am spitting blood - hate all this nonsense. Last year (yes she lost one then also) I could replace it the following day. grrrrr.

[VINNY100_2]

Good arf-noon...would that be the great bustard netti?(:O)
bloomin lovely weather ....looks like easters going to be good to....touch wood.....touche's head....

yo
catch you later.. must split>>>::~~*_*~~::

[netibiza]

Are you all my children? Are you all still in bed? Heavens above, GET UP all of you. Real daughter is just now getting up - I ask you?

[Robinia]

>>>>raspberry<<<<

well, you're not MY mum....and I'm not curtseying either...

.....even if you're the real one

[netibiza]

aha - at leaast that has brought some response, now Robinia pop to Norfolk and sort out la shaney por favor, gracias!

[Robinia]

on my way....
tut.....don't worry about my BP...& my algia...& articulated lorries

oh buffer it....wrong way.....

ETA - friday suppertime

[netibiza]

ha ha - you are so funny - but stop moaning about your ailments - remember that I am the one going under the knife for a life or death op. I am so beautiful that I am very distracting for the poor surgeon.

[jno]

ooh, this is my kinda diet: they're just putting chocolate cheese on the market. 59% white stilton, 11% full fat Belgian chocolate and 28% cream cheese. On sale in Tesco's tomorrow. I think I should try this, just to check it's safe.

[Robinia]

crikey jno - is that another April fools? if not I'll fill my basket with it & listen to all the tutting in the queue.....

I know, I know neti...<sigh> my consultant has been in love with me for over 20 years....must be agony for the poor man....so near, yet so out of reach....

[jno]

I am assured it's true. Meanwhile, down at Somerfield's...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6526337.stm

[jno]

ah yes, here we are,,,

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_ar ticle_id=44216&in_page_id=34

...just starting to wonder what the other 2% might be. I don't know if this is going as far as Ibiza, unfortunately, but maybe it could be flown in by royal prerogative.

[shaneystar2]

Chs Chs ? Where is this chocolate favoured chs ? Gimme !

I just saw a woman on bike sail past ...with a feather in her hat ...she keeps asking people if this is Norfolk ......and where is the nearest custard tart shop ...very strange !
Gawd what a day ...Mr S and I have been into town ..shopping ..I managed to wangle a few items of clothing out of him...and a new handbag !
Had my favourite chips and cockles on the market ..yummy and stocked up on pic 'n mix . Little things please little Shaneys.
Talking of whom,I am laying in wait to nab him as he has a sore lug and a nice person on A&N has given me some advice ..but he's a crafty old B and keeps avoiding me .He seems to have a new lease of life since I have put him on this stuff for his arthritis ....I might start swigging it actually .

How is your Majesties shoulder ..I hope they can sort you out .... it's all that hand shaking and waving dontcha know ! xx

[Robinia]

ooooh mr somerfield

haha - might have known it would be a Notts idea....actually I bet it's revolting....

[shaneystar2]

Typical Somerfields ...not only do they keep moving things around non stop just to confuse the great unwashed they can't even get the date right .
I shall have to have a strong word with Doris on checkout 12.

[Robinia]

ssshhhhhh shaney yes, I made it in record time -


hitched a ride..... but don't tell the others....

[DaSwede]

Hi all, hi Shaney, good thing the plumber got to your house in time.

The situation did seem to be starting to affect you.

Superabsorbsent 'nappies', part II: The ones sold at Clas Ohlson are just for collecting the dripping water, they don't have any thawing out properties of their own. But it's great not having to stand by and watch the process for fear of water running onto the floor. The filling hardens in an irreversible reaction with water, so they are disposables. Seems to be same kind of material used for latter-days sanitary towels.

Ha ha, Freudian slip there, I wrote 'sanity towels.' Wouldn't that be great. I'd rip'em off the loading pallet. (Hold your horses Robinia, I'll leave a pallet for you.)

funny laleh (swedish girl, persian ancestry)

In 1806, at Leeds, a hen laid eggs bearing the words 'Christ is coming.' Many visited the spot and "got religion." Then someone discovered that the ink-inscribed eggs had been forced up into the chicken's body.

Think I'll pass on the chocolate cheese as well. Yuck! But the French do do it, I know.

Can't for the life of me stay awake in front of the tv. Who killed Kevin Spacey in American Beauty and why?

[shaneystar2]

How sweet ..do come in Robinia you are very welcome ...take me as you find me though ...the washing machine is through the back ...hope you brought a blue bag with you !
I'll rustle you up some sdns on tst ...the ironing board is in the cupboard under the stairs ....you can heat it up on the stove !!

[shaneystar2]

Well I tell you what kit ...he was dishy to the point of drooling ......not only did he flush the washing machine outlet hose thingy he flushed the whole outside drain through as well ..I was loathe to let him go ....there were loads of other little jobs I could found for him to do !

Had I been thirty years younger !