Its an outrage!

[gary baldy]

Today i travelled into town. I parked my car in a car park whilst i went shopping. To my horror when i tried to leave the car park i was shocked to find that the cheeky beggars wanted me to pay for the priviledge. You can imagine how disgusted i was! To make matters worse on the way home i filled my car with petrol. Once again to my dismay the owners of the petrol station wanted me to actually pay for the petrol. What a rip off! Just when i thought it couldnt get any worse i was walking out of tesco with a full shopping trolley and i was accosted by security because apparently you have to pay for things in Tesco aswell. Ridiculous! I blame Gordon Brown!

[Oneeyedvic]

had an accident - I wish - if only I had the time. I dream of going to the loo.

Still, will be my turn in another 372 weeks.

(and what is this telly thing - I thought these were made up - are they real?)

[Drisgirl]

an accident - I want one that way I get to sleep in the ditch with t' tarpaulin and get to keep my clothes on.Luxury - dont even have to clean ma face and the lurcher keeps me warm when ma and pa are round the fire burning the whins.The smell of whin reek - kids havent lived until they smell of it.

[Drisgirl]

and a this speaking english - whits wrang wi manging the cant.Countries went doon the drain.

[Kenzie]

I didn't realise that spoon in my drawer was silver. And I thought that bread and dripping was normal - give me your address and I'll post you some. Now, what to do about that incontinence ...

[netibiza]

Ah bless - were you a war baby? Us poor unfortunates copped the lot! Never had it so good my a*se. Next thing we'll have to be responsible for our own actions whatever next!

[WendyS]

Can't stop laughing. How reassuring to know there are other Grumpy Old Men and Grumpy Old Women out there like me.

Why can't we all get together a form a new political party - The Grumpies? There are enough of us out there and surely with our collective wisdom we could do better than this present lot

Oh for the days where a policeman could tweak the ear of a young offender, where a teacher could give a misbehaving pupil a clout round the ear and political correctness was a crime worthy of a year in jail!

[ianess]

gary baldy......Ridiculous! Outrageous! Blame Gordon Brown!
Come up to Fife and see the reality of the situation. GB abandoned the Dunfermline constituency and became MP for Kirkcaldy. Ming Campbell, the MP for North Fife became the Lib Dem leader just after they took Dunfermline from Labour.
Job losses and the local Kirkcaldy economy is horrendous with the Chancellor as MP.
God alone knows what state the country will be in if he ever becomes PM. With any luck he won't even be an MP after the next election.
You don't have to be mad to live here but it sure helps!

Does the Monster Raving Looney Party still exist? You know it makes sense!