Senior Moments

[smurfchops]

Well today I started pouring my cranberry juice into the bran instead of a glass. But yesterday was a winner. I showed the bus driver my NatWest credit card instead of my bus pass, then went to sit down, he held up all the bus and called me back, how embarrassing. Sometimes I put a pair of specs on top of a pair I am already wearing. What are your Senior Moments ?

[Euphemia]

I put all sorts of strange things in the fridge.

[mike11111]

Including toilet rolls? I did, and left a pound of sausage on the bathroom window sill.

[Quassia]

smurfchops ...
I tried to pay a mannekin for something on a market stall!!

[JonnyBoy12]

I put a question on AnswerBank and expected a sensible, helpful reply.

[emmie]

too many really, getting on the wrong bus, well they are red, so all look alike.
I didn't notice i was going the wrong way for nearly 30 minutes, by which time i was half way across London.

[Quassia]

.. I was busy looking at the stall & just saw this form to the side of me without looking up! Tried to pay a dummy!

[vallaw]

probably get as much help from a dummy as some shop "assistants" . . .

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Mother in law once put the alarm clock on the doorstep and took two empty milk bottles to bed.

[emmie]

JB, that's not remotely amusing, nor a senior moment

[Quassia]

LOL!!! That cant be right vallaw??

[Quassia]

I mean, bakers dozen!

[Quassia]

vallaw .. I looked around to see if anyone had seen me ;0)

[vallaw]

If you're over 18, go into any high street clothes shop and see what you think . .

[Quassia]

I think I'm over 18 ;0?

[emmie]

bumped into those mannequins in shops, some are so likelike, and find myself saying sorry, sorry, then realise they aren't moving.

[Quassia]

^ lol em

[China Doll]

I tried to bleep my boots card rather than my oyster card last week...I don't even know why I had my boots card out :-S

[Buenchico]

I've spent ages looking for my specs before realising that I'm having no difficulties in seeing everywhere that I'm looking for them because . . .

(I don't need to finish the sentence, do I?)
;-)

[Quassia]

Think we've all done that one lol!

[Euphemia]

Oh yes.....