A Scarey One...

[Chipchopper]

Why do demons and ghouls like to hang out together ?.



Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

[cupid04]

Groan. Well ghouls groan, don't they?

[Chipchopper]

They do Cupid..........Must be bats

[DominoK]

hm... never knew

[marval]

What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains?
Boo‐ts and ghoul‐oshes!

[DTCwordfan]

Why did the Skeleton go to the Halloween party single?

Because he had no body to go with.

[marval]

Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed!

[weecalf]

What does basil brush say to those Halloween jokes ...Broom Broom

[DTCwordfan]

Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football, anymore?
A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!

Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express!

Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

Q: When does a skeleton smile?
A: When something bumps into his funny bone!

Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A ratt(l)er!

Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie?
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!

[Wharton]

Skeleton to barman
"A pint of lager and a mop please"

[marval]

What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!


What keeps ghouls happy ?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

What’s a ghoul’s favourite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!

[weecalf]

a telephone engineer used to leave bits of old hags feet on telephone wires he was known as the Witchestoe lineman .Awful I know

[Chipchopper]

Well, someone had to start the ghoul rolling.

[marval]

What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost?
A cocker poodle boo