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marval | 20:27 Mon 26th May 2014 | Jokes

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A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup
Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."