More Smiles

[marval]

A Chinese man faked his own death, but his family were suspicious,
they didn't bereave him.

Our neighbourhood has a tiny ghost that helps out during hard times,
it's good to have a little community spirit.

I just fell through the roof of a French bakery,
I'm in a world of pain.

Did you hear about the mad Mexican train murderer?
He had locomotives.

On Election day, I'll take my voting slip for a candle lit dinner, champagne and truffles.
I am going to spoil my ballot.

I've just been informed that a distant relative has left me a priceless watch in her will.
I hope it’s not a wind up.

I've just won our local Iron Man competition.
Twenty shirts in half an hour

I had a steak at this restaurant last night that mooed at me,
I thought, that's rare.

I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
It's a Bordeaux collie