What's The Difference...

[Arksided]

...Between Andy Murray and a corpse...

With a corpse at least you know they'll be a wake.

[sivam]

WOULD NOT DIGNIFY THIS WITH A COMMENT

[fiction-factory]

I think this one is better spoken than typed.

[maggiebee]

Very bad taste!

[Arksided]

Eugh.. I wouldn't want to kiss either Maggie.

[Jackdaw33]

I just don't get the reference.

[aelmpvw]

nor do i jack

[vulcan42]

It's the play on the words, "awake" and "a wake".

[Jackdaw33]

I got that bit. Where does Murray come into it?

[fiction-factory]

Nd I think you have to say the "They'll" bit s it can be taken as They will and there will

[vulcan42]

I assume Arksided doesn't like Andy Murray.

[fiction-factory]

I assume it's a reference to his being rather unexciting. Bit harsh I feel

[sivam]

Perhaps the author should seek help!!!

[Patsy33]

Oohh! That was a bit beneath the net wasn't it Arkside?

[Butterbun]

That's just plain nasty.

[Arksided]

WOULD NOT DIGNIFY THIS WITH A COMMENT

[Arksided]

This is the joke section right! not news.

[bhg481]

I thought you'd posted it in the joke section by mistake.

[THEMOTLEY1]

Did you mean "They'll" or "There'll" because there's a difference?
Either way it's just not funny,
A Joke is meant to be, by the way.

[Arksided]

I bet Murray would have smirked.

[1ozzy]

I did ;-)