I Was Robbed

[Chipchopper]

After a bracing stroll along the beach, sat down by the burger stand to get some breakfast.
I was shocked when a bird swooped down and stole my sausage.
It was a tern for the wurst!

[emmie]

crikey, they don't get any better,

[davebro]

but keep 'em coming!

[emmie]

i feel a bit battered by this....

[Hopkirk]

Oh my gully, that's terrible.

[Patsy33]

That must have been hard to swallow?!..

[sunny-dave]

Never mind - a shag will be along soon ...

[Khandro]

mustard given you quite a shock

[maggiebee]

Certainly nothing to crow about!

[novalis]

The Germans have always gone from Bett to Wurst.

[Chipchopper]

I was lucky it didn't swipe my oyster card.