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The New Boss
A company, feeling it is time for a shakeup, hires a new Chairman. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the Chairman notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! He walks up to the guy and asks: "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies: "I make £200 a week. Why?"
The Chairman hands the guy £200 in cash and screams: "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Surprisingly, the guy takes the cash with a smile, says: "Yes sir! Thank you, sir!" and leaves.
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the new Chairman looks around the room and asks: "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters: "He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
On a tour of the facilities, the Chairman notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! He walks up to the guy and asks: "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies: "I make £200 a week. Why?"
The Chairman hands the guy £200 in cash and screams: "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Surprisingly, the guy takes the cash with a smile, says: "Yes sir! Thank you, sir!" and leaves.
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the new Chairman looks around the room and asks: "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters: "He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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