Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.

A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.

For the ruffle I have

Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)


ttfn sends apologies and may not be attending.

[ladyalex]

Hello Lore. How nice to meet you .
I'm very well and I hope to find you well also.
Thank you so much for opening up, Mamya.
Perhaps we should look at decreasing your wages as you have had to step in so often.

Where is alexanderd, by the way. Haven't seen him for days. Is he too gallivanting ?

[ladyalex]

The gallivant was very pleasurable......lecture by a man off the telly about the future of family history.

[DaisyNonna]

Somebody getting married then? You might have mentioned it earlier. Anything we can salvage from unclaimed raffle prizes for a prezzie?
Where can we hold the party? Only ever seen the grounds in the dark. Have you a folly Lady Alex?

[Meg]

Right mi'lady we'll start planning the party next week, a good bash in the big house, Looking forward to raiding the cellar.


Nite all, broomstick red hot, think I've overcharged somethingx

[Sir Alec]

You may have won the bulldog clips, but you'll have to extract them from my slobby mouth first. I'm very loath to give them up.

[ladyalex]

In that case, I think I may have made a mistake......oh yes, it's the erasers I've won, not the doggy clip things.

We do indeed have a folly, but we don't go there.
Don't ever go there.
T'would be folly to go there.

[Sir Alec]

I've licked the erasers too!

[Mamyalynne]

Those clips will go rusty doing that.

LadyA do not wish to be too serious but Alexanderd has not been on this week, he may be away but I do know there was talk of a health issue, let us hope all is well.

[Mamyalynne]

Sir Alec you are very naughty.

A talk on family history Milady sounds good, have you found any skeletons yet or dare we not mention that.

[ladyalex]

I remember him saying he was going to see his doc now that you mention it, Mamyalynne.
I do hope he is all right.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes indeed.

[Sir Alec]

Boo-hoo, Mamyalynne, I am cut to the bone.

[ladyalex]

Sir Alec, I cannot believe that you would lick a set of rubbers. Yuk and double yuk!

The family history guy was very good, but any skellingtons remained uncovered......as yet.
(It was a public lecture, after all.)

[Sir Alec]

I have also drooled on the staples. What do you expect, it's very hard to keep all these bull dog clips in my mouth at once. I have stolen the Gnomon, but don't tell Mamya!

[Lore]

The erasers have gone? *harrumph!*

I expect they were the scratchy ones that leave a hole in your paper anyway :o/

[ladyalex]

We do have an oubliette, Sir Alec.......and Mamya has the key...

[Sir Alec]

Do you think if I stick one of the lightbulbs where the sun don't shine, it will light up with all the napalm? Although I've noticed that energy saving ones take ages to warm up.

[ladyalex]

Matron, the meds trolley....Sir Alec is getting out of hand...

[Mamyalynne]

You are in a light mood tonight Sir A, bring back the gnomon it will be no use to you , it is an hour slow.

[Sir Alec]

I have not been 'in hand' for years. Unless I've wanted to be, of course.