Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.

A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.

For the ruffle I have

Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)


ttfn sends apologies and may not be attending.

[mrs.chappie]

Cooooeeeee!!!! Sorry I'm late. My moped blew a tyre. Have I missed owt?

[Sir Alec]

I have been using a Gnomon which is 2 hours slow for ages, so it will be a relief!

[ladyalex]

It's always the way with those gnomons, isn't it Mamya.......they cannot manage to keep up with the hour changing in Spring and Autumn.....Better with a stopped clock, really, at least they're right twice a day......boom boom!

[DaisyNonna]

Alexanderd may be in the Land of Painted Caves. I hope so.

[ladyalex]

Hello Mrs Chappie, lovely to see you again.

I'm afraid you've missed the ruffle.
I won some erasers this week. My run of luck is still holding out.

[Sir Alec]

Yes, I write the time on my hand and then if anybody asks me the time, at least I know I'm right twice a day.

[Lore]

Hi Mrs C. :)


(I knew that blummin tyre would last too long, no chance of getting the energy saving light bulbs now )

[Mamyalynne]

Hi MrsC, a blowout eh? Sir Alec had one earlier, missed the ruffle am afraid, do have 'Mamya Molotov'

Diasy I do hope he is.

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm off to bed now, so Good Night all, see you all next week, if we're spared.
ladyalex :-))

[Sir Alec]

Do you want me to light you to bed with the energy saving jet propelled light bulbs?

[DaisyNonna]

The gnome on what Sir Alec? Drink? Drugs? The fiddle? Believe some of them are very musical. Just a thought, are there any female gnomes? A no mess sort of person?

[Sir Alec]

A Gno mess sort of person.

[Mamyalynne]

Goodnight Milady.

[mrs.chappie]

Evening all. x

Luckily I carry a spare tyre for such occasions. It does get rather heavy though, after a while.

Could I have my tailcock in a sherry glass please mammy? Just leave the punchbowl at the side of it.

[Mamyalynne]

And the ladle MrsC as per usual?

[Sir Alec]

I'll use the bucket from under the sink, thanks!

[Mamyalynne]

Righto, you are easily pleased SirA

[Sir Alec]

The bull dog clips are getting in the way. Anyone got a siphon tube?

[mrs.chappie]

S0d the ladle, mammy ..... I'll just take it straight from the punchbowl.

[Mamyalynne]

Sir Alec you have got the clips on the tube now, let me help, I will get the drip stand set up.