Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all.

Once more myself and my trusty Butler are in charge tonight.

Milady apologises, but an urgent Stravaige came available and she was unable to decline (most unlike her as declining is her best party trick).

TTFN is you guessed it Rusticating once more - however has been decent enough to send us a pretty postcard........

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Dear All,

Having a great time Rusting here, the views across the fields are delightful and the sound of birdsong fills the air. I would of course much prefer to be with you all in the great hall supping tailcocks and listening to the howls from the bewildered next door!
Yeah right I would, bye for now be good.

TTFN ♥

Right, that is absentees sorted out.

All nibbles etc are as usual on the long table in the lesser shorter gallery, I have excelled myself with some mini steak and ale pies, which go down a treat with this weeks guest tailcock - Howfen Hoof, a local speciality which packs a punch in a very subtle manner.

For the wiffle I have :

6 pink hair curlers.
Half a bottle of Syrup of Figs.
Wooden spoon (only slightly cracked)
3 Corn plasters.

So welcome members old and new, let the jollity commence.

Mamya ♥

[DaisyNonna]

I noticed the moat is looking rather shallow. How is the crocodile coping?

[Mamyalynne]

Carmalee no hurt was intended by DT.

Pbear we will draw the wiffle soon.

Katy do try not to be so desperate, he may take fright.

The frog!! again, tut tut.

[Lie-in King]

He's muttering something about the "red bit, red bit, red bit"?

I checked & the dressing is still in place...

[slinky.kate]

mamya could you look at his particulars(on the form) and tell me if he is married,if he is i will just have to go and sit beside my friend alexandered

[Lie-in King]

Ah, the really personal ones first, eh? :-)

No, I'm not married - any more, mwahaha!

[Lie-in King]

...And Alex should be sorting the moat out!

[Mamyalynne]

Katy I check all particulars on a regular basis but am sworn to secrecy'

[slinky.kate]

never mind lik,neither am i anymore.another cowpat would be nice,would you like to sit by me your maj.have you bought a riffle of ernie

[TonyV]

Good Evening Mama & other attendees
You running show again? - Lady must have upmost trust letting you have the run of the house, including the cellar keys, and at least you not sleeping in a billet tonight

[Lie-in King]

Matron - is there cow-pat in the tailcock? Hmmm...

Thank you kinky, I would like to rest my weary tootsies awhile!

[slinky.kate]

mamya you might win the stamps i tried to flog during the week,but be very careful.

[carmalee]

DTcrosswordfan Good evening Mamya.

<<<<At the outset, I am perturbed that you have let a polar bear in here, particularly if it has dined one one of our fine, young Etonians yesterday. I hope that the said ursine does not sport the name >>>>>
this is not acetable mamalynne - I don't mean to impose on your brilliant thread but this is bang out of order.

[DTCwordfan]

Who the hell Carmalee you are I think,
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee Mamya martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why
Rally don't know who's me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one Boxie more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up.
--- Sold Cober

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Tony do have a Howfen Hoof, she trusts me implicitly (no idea why)

Katy I am not dabbling in dodgy stamps, my father was a postman - it is still treason to tamper you know. Have you been sniffing the compost heap again.

[slinky.kate]

oh dear'coming for a walk maj,i think some things need sorted.

[Lie-in King]

Ok, but don't forget your coat, it's quite cold & windy out there now...

[DTCwordfan]

Carmalee - I apologised if you objected.

Secondly I have said no mal-intent was meant and no glorification or otherwise of a sad situation.

Do you want me to burn from the stake - probably yes to that.

You risk making yourself looking very silly on here now and you are being very boring.

[slinky.kate]

i can cuddle into your coat maj.

[TonyV]

Mama - still have 5 digits on each foot !!!

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Tony. Had a good week? Everybody seems a bit edgy tonight.