Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all.

Once more myself and my trusty Butler are in charge tonight.

Milady apologises, but an urgent Stravaige came available and she was unable to decline (most unlike her as declining is her best party trick).

TTFN is you guessed it Rusticating once more - however has been decent enough to send us a pretty postcard........

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Dear All,

Having a great time Rusting here, the views across the fields are delightful and the sound of birdsong fills the air. I would of course much prefer to be with you all in the great hall supping tailcocks and listening to the howls from the bewildered next door!
Yeah right I would, bye for now be good.

TTFN ♥

Right, that is absentees sorted out.

All nibbles etc are as usual on the long table in the lesser shorter gallery, I have excelled myself with some mini steak and ale pies, which go down a treat with this weeks guest tailcock - Howfen Hoof, a local speciality which packs a punch in a very subtle manner.

For the wiffle I have :

6 pink hair curlers.
Half a bottle of Syrup of Figs.
Wooden spoon (only slightly cracked)
3 Corn plasters.

So welcome members old and new, let the jollity commence.

Mamya ♥

[Lie-in King]

Talk of the devil! :-)

Seriously - it's a pain, alex, I know!

[DTCwordfan]

the tramcar perhaps......

[DaisyNonna]

Someone warm and cuddly. Failing that a double tailcock please.

[Lie-in King]

"...forgotten what it was"? Yes, Matron. :-))

[alexanderd]

Yep I believe you have been having trouble as well. I woke up to thunder and lighning and its been off and on all day, even the telly has been playing silly b,s

[Lie-in King]

I'm not sure who's won what, kinky - there appears to a bit of unseemly clamouring at the prize table...

[Mamyalynne]

That,s it the tramcar, have I?? tell me yes - oh please!!

[slinky.kate]

maj i'm going to nip over to q&a for a little while.

[Lie-in King]

Mine was the stupid Home Hub coupled with BT saying they'd switch something, then not doing it! Weather frazzled the TV 2 nights ago...

Oh well, nothing a large tailcock won't cure :-)

[Lie-in King]

Ok kinky, might see you there :-)

[carmalee]

<< not with the mood that you have indicated >> she spluttered!

[DaisyNonna]

Martyr all day? Ever thought of making chutney your maj? Red or green, depending on eye colour

[TonyV]

I will have double ruffle prizes next week - as did'nt post mine this week - doh

[Lie-in King]

Lol @ Daisy! Eyes are brown...

[DaisyNonna]

Aaah! Definitely go for the green.

[Lie-in King]

Sorry everyone, I have to disappear for 30 mins or so...

[carmalee]

mamyalynne - apologs for any distractions to your original thread. wasn,t intentional.

[TonyV]

mama - is there any tailcocks left?

[alexanderd]

Bloody thing went off again, obviously not going to settle down tonight so I shall bid you all farewell and hope for better luck next week. Night all
Alex

[Mamyalynne]

Thanks for the apology, it cannot be undone so we shall leave it there.