Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening all.

Once more myself and my trusty Butler are in charge tonight.

Milady apologises, but an urgent Stravaige came available and she was unable to decline (most unlike her as declining is her best party trick).

TTFN is you guessed it Rusticating once more - however has been decent enough to send us a pretty postcard........

http://www.allthecool...ingbridge%20River.jpg

Dear All,

Having a great time Rusting here, the views across the fields are delightful and the sound of birdsong fills the air. I would of course much prefer to be with you all in the great hall supping tailcocks and listening to the howls from the bewildered next door!
Yeah right I would, bye for now be good.

TTFN ♥

Right, that is absentees sorted out.

All nibbles etc are as usual on the long table in the lesser shorter gallery, I have excelled myself with some mini steak and ale pies, which go down a treat with this weeks guest tailcock - Howfen Hoof, a local speciality which packs a punch in a very subtle manner.

For the wiffle I have :

6 pink hair curlers.
Half a bottle of Syrup of Figs.
Wooden spoon (only slightly cracked)
3 Corn plasters.

So welcome members old and new, let the jollity commence.

Mamya ♥

[Lie-in King]

Then let us take a turn around the garden! :-)

[slinky.kate]

when is the riffle getting drawn

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief I think I may off down the pub at this rate, how often are you going to drag this up and make it more than it ever was.

[Mamyalynne]

The wiffle tickets tonight are colour puce.

[Lie-in King]

That's me out then!

[Mamyalynne]

see now look am all confuddled - they are of course number puce.

[Lie-in King]

Back in again!

[Mamyalynne]

Winning colours are

33
17
91
63
56
70
14

[Mamyalynne]

I think I have a touch of the vapours coming on.

[slinky.kate]

oh lik you have won the half bottle

[Lie-in King]

And out again! Worse than a hokey-cokey, I tell you!

[carmalee]

happy to be thought silly dt - want to chat on another thread? don't want to hassle mamma's thread.

[DaisyNonna]

Let me know if anybody feels like conversing

[slinky.kate]

right ,lets go for a wander round the garden and check on alexandered,he can have a sip out of your half bottle(of syrup of figs)

[DTCwordfan]

No Carmalee - not with the mood that you have indicated and my position etc has been repeated. Mamya has also summed it up most appropriately.

I also said you risk being perceived...not you are....

Anyway James Bonds Golden Eye takes precedence over you now, with all due respect.

[Lie-in King]

'Fraid not, kinky, I haven't matched all the colours :-(

Have a large one, Matron...

Daisy - what's your fancy?

[alexanderd]

Sorrry for being missing, broadband went off again. I wish whoever was in charge of this weather would sort it out. At least I won the corn plasters. Filled up the moat on the way back in. those tailcocks are better than epsom salts

[slinky.kate]

lik i'll hokey-cokey you,i burst out laughing out loud and my son keeps saying what are you laughing at,by he way who won the stamps??????

[Lie-in King]

Kinky, I'm sure that alex is skiving! Still, he might just be having broadband problems again - I've been a martyr to them all day!

[Mamyalynne]

I need a very large one at this rate, cheers, have I won anything. Quite fancied something but have totally forgotten what it was.