Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening to all members , old and older.

There is yet again no speaker arranged for this week. (I blame the Committee).

Raffle prizes are a little thin at the moment, but no doubt will flesh out as the evening progresses.
So far we have:

A box of wafer thin mints
A roll of tissue paper (white)
Half a packet of sewing needles.

No doubt our usual array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly, courtesy of our dear Matron and the furry butler.


Apologies have been received from Petal who has been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
No word so far of ttfn, who has been so frequently rusticated that I fear for her colouring.

[Lie-in King]

Matron - I've put the oil on the back burner, eaten the chips & fed the frog...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while you can still stand, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

Talking of numbers, does everyone have raffle tickets ?

[nilesquimby]

Of course ladylex............Niles is fine!

[alexanderd]

Your Maj I didnt know frogs ate chips

[Lie-in King]

Yes, m'lady, thank you, m'lady! May I wish you luck?

(snigger...)

[ladyalex]

Excellent, niles.

Do you have your raffle tickets ?
I'm just about to do the draw.

[ladyalex]

That gusset can come out again, LIK....

[nilesquimby]

I'm baffled by your raffle tickets, so lets say I don't have them today!

Gonna find out how it's done soon.......maybe when I turn 50? he he :-))

[Lie-in King]

Oh yes, alex - he's quite fond of a battered sausage too

You have to make sure he's back on his hook securely afterwards though...

[ladyalex]

Baffled by a raffle, niles ?

Are you sure you're almost 50 ?

The tickets are on sale in the vestibule or from any committee member.

[nilesquimby]

Night guys.....signing out for tonight x

[ladyalex]

Night night Niles. See you again next week.

[DaisyNonna]

All the chips? I was hoping to play roulette later but if you have eaten all.......

[Lie-in King]

Oh, do stay for the ROFL! M'lady might win & you can applaud her uncanny good luck...

[Mamyalynne]

Night Niles, have a bag of Frítes for the walk home.

[ladyalex]

I am now drawing the raffle.

Tonight's winning number is


pink

[Mamyalynne]

oh the tension...........

[DaisyNonna]

So the luck is bottled! Whisky or Brandy?

[ladyalex]

And the winning colours are:

35
66
87
15
43
and 17

Hurrah ! I've won the Ajax and the measuring tape !

Oooh! and lordalex has won the extra strong mints !

A bumper night for us.

[Mamyalynne]

I got the Tissue paper, super I can make little flowers from it - did I ever say I am very creative