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Mamyalynne | 18:59 Sat 20th Aug 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.
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Whatever big cat - it is about time you earned your position of trust here. I make take a sojourn around the gardens then.
night and just remember to respond to Mamya's invitation......
"He" has feelings, you know...

(huffs off in a, well, a huff)
Night, rsvp :-)
Thank you all for your overwhelming welcome to a newcomer. Nanny always told me not to outstay my welcome and to say "Thank you for having me" as I leave. Thank you for having me. I hope to see you all again.
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Huff puff and footballs is all I can say.
Good night, Miss vallaw - I managed to snag your coat from the cloakroom - it's not a pretty sight in there...
Not surprised, the way you've been knocking them back tonight...
Night vallaw, hope to see you next week.

Kingy, it's not that bad:)
What about my knicker elastic. I shall have to sue.
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Night night Vallaw, what lovely manners you have.


Maj wait till I get you alone, that remark will cost you.
Well, I have been away (strait jacketed for a while) please keep this quiet, I prefer folk to think I have been staying with the family in Scotland. I have a haggis for the raffle.
Night all am - going to bard it out of here.......up early demain matin.
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Night DTC.

Hello MissMeg - how was Scotland? Oh will be Haggis keep we have drawn the riffle early due to the constraints forced upon us by the MOTD

Do have a tipple.
Bonsoir DT
Goodnight to the leavers more tailcocks for us
night dt, take care x

Hello Miss Meg, nice to see you're free at last.
Hi mamya, alba, MODT?? I wil cage the haggis, not a problem.
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MOTD is the weekly fix of televisual football - pah and double pah!
Hello MissMeg nice to see you back(and your front isnt bad)

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