Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[alexanderd]

Well at least I won something that makes a change

[Mamyalynne]

Bonus ticket is number Lilac


Bonus colour is 33

[Lie-in King]

Surprised m'lady let that slip through her fingers! Perhaps the rigging needs checking on the Good Ship Oohiwonagain...

[albaqwerty]

Yippeeee, I won the hair-nets.

Would you like one kingy?

[giveup]

I need that knicker elastic, those bouncers ruined mine. Now I keep tripping over.Dont blame the "Leg-up" its been watered down (No kick)

[DaisyNonna]

More's the pity Maj. My Freeview seems not to like high pressure. Sunshine? No transmission. At least managed to find out that Andy Murray won.

[Lie-in King]

Prefer fishnets...

[Mamyalynne]

If you are going fishing in the moat watch out for the croc.

[Lie-in King]

AH, giveup, I fear you've been supping Matron's "special" mix - it numbs the senses & lets you slide effortlessly into catatonia...

There's some of the good stuff left in the cupboard - alba, would you show the way? Can you show the way?

[rsvp]

have to go to sleep now - xxx - love to come back again next week

[DaisyNonna]

Tights or stockings?

[Mamyalynne]

Night rsvp ♥


Daisy he wears both.

[albaqwerty]

night night rsvp sweet drems.

Hope to see you next week x

[vallaw]

Hic! (Oh please excuse me - I think I just found the cupboard)

[albaqwerty]

Vallaw, this is the cloakroom :)

Here, have a bottle.

[DaisyNonna]

Suppose he needs to wear both, one does feel the cold at his age.

[Lie-in King]

Tights are an abomination, Daisy! In this humble butler's opinion, of course...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while I'm still here, they're lovely!

Matron - as per the extra clause my legal team managed to squeeze into my contract (hidden in a microdot acting as a full stop somewhere within the 397 pages of unwarrantably small print), I shall be off in a few minutes, but shall of course return to assist with the removal of bottles, tankards, bodies, etc...

[giveup]

Catatonia here I come

[Lie-in King]

Ahem! Who's "he"? The cat's father?

[rsvp]

thank you for the welcome - and i'll really try to be back next weekX