Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[albaqwerty]

I too must bid adieu.

Thank you all for your excellent company. A most enjoyable evening.

I have tidied the cloakroom and hung up some more coats.

[DaisyNonna]

MOTD a way of sublimating male war-like tendencies. A way of belonging to a gang without having to take to violence.

[Mamyalynne]

Night sweet Alba, and fancy you tidying up, that is the lion's job, tut. Sleep well xxx

[giveup]

Have washed any glasses that arent broken. Off to bed now Good Night.

[Meg]

Alex, nie to see you as well, I am confuddled about you seeing my front, was it that episode by the moat?

[alexanderd]

MissMeg the least said the better I think, you know how people talk

[Mamyalynne]

Night giveup and thanks for doing some chores, I am quite relaxed now - can someone help me up!

[alexanderd]

At your service Matron upsadaisy

[Meg]

In a taxi to Bolton now. Help please Alex.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh are you coming to Bolton? Have you moved? Pop by and see me.

[alexanderd]

Would give you a lift Miss Meg but not enough petrol in the trike. Must take my leave now and say goodnight and hope to see you all next week
Alex

[Mamyalynne]

Good night dear Alex ♥

[alexanderd]

P.S. Anyone want some knicker elastic?

[Meg]

No still in Wigan, viewing properties in Leeds tomorrowow, youngest son wants to buj there. Why don't me you and Alex look into a house sharing opportunity

[Mamyalynne]

Will there be room for a big cat too?

[DaisyNonna]

Alex. How dare you? Upsadaisy? Go , repent, ask for forgiveness. I am absolutely devastated. Will cry myself to sleep.

[Meg]

Blimey Daisy, wots up!! we can fit as many animals in as we need.

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy he was helping me up!! I was so relaxed I was in a heap on the floor hic.

[Meg]

Well I've enjoyed the club tonight, thanks mamya, you are a star

[DaisyNonna]

Good Night.